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Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 9:08:10 AM

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Yesterday I took 3 of my subs shopping for new strapons. When we went into the
store, I told them pick out the strapon they wanted me to train them with.
Keep in mind these subs are kind of new to strapon and none have ever taken
more then a thin 6".
I also made each of them tell the sales person why they were buying a strapon.
Anyway, all 3 of them bought a thick 8" to 10" strapons. I told them I would be
using the new strapons at our next session.

Just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with the Dommes here.

Diane

RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 9:09:40 AM

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(laughing)

Machismo ... it's SO ... consistent and predictable!

MSS

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 9:10:36 AM

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maybe it could be the thought of having such things stretching one place, kinda makes the eyes bulge out with disbelief. but then again...i'm not saying it's a bad thing. just answering Your question, Ma'am.

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 9:26:51 AM

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Well my butthole is now about that big. *L* But it wasn't that way when I first started, so in the beginning, it was more like 6 inches and thin. I worked my way up and am now able to take those thicker 8 to 10 inch strap-ons. I just didn't jump right into those. I love the pain, but I don't want to be really torn up and bleeding.

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 9:41:48 AM

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These subs are not ready for anything that big. They will find that out very soon.

Diane

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 10:04:09 AM

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i would have just picked one that was "Guaranteed unbreakable" Ma`am

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 10:41:32 AM

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i would have just picked one that was "Guaranteed unbreakable" Ma`am

I can not guarantee that.

Diane

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 11:18:12 AM

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i would have just picked one that was "Guaranteed unbreakable" Ma`am

lmao - that was funny

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 3:25:29 PM

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They are soooo fucked.

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 3:31:20 PM

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They are soooo fucked.

And not necessarily in a "good" way......

I am laughing already. Evil bitch that I am........

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 3:35:14 PM

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Could it be they weren't blessed with brown eyes?

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 3:41:21 PM

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I don't know. My dad always said my brown eyes meant I was full of shit.....he was probably correct.

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 4:33:08 PM

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In a previous life I was a strap on provider in SF- and I used to ask folks that rather than a tip, I would prefer more toys. Five times out of six, they gave me (and I'm not kidding) big black dildos as big as my forearm. Now I have had a couple of size queens in my day- and am rather pleased to say that at one point in my life I have had my entire foot (covered with a magnum condom) inside someone's rectal cavity (yes, we worked up to it/lots of lube), but I only used ONE of these monstrosities. I thought about making an obscene checkerboard- but I have no idea what I'd do for Red.

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 4:40:49 PM

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In a previous life I was a strap on provider in SF- and I used to ask folks that rather than a tip, I would prefer more toys. Five times out of six, they gave me (and I'm not kidding) big black dildos as big as my forearm. Now I have had a couple of size queens in my day- and am rather pleased to say that at one point in my life I have had my entire foot (covered with a magnum condom) inside someone's rectal cavity (yes, we worked up to it/lots of lube), but I only used ONE of these monstrosities. I thought about making an obscene checkerboard- but I have no idea what I'd do for Red.

Alison

*looks, measures, thinks, then says, "Ouch!"

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 4:58:54 PM

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If that hurts your brain, I used to do "The Gesture."

Bring your hands together like you are clapping. Now bring your wrists together. This will cup your hands. Open your hands and wiggle your fingers. Now imagine that *inside someone.* If your eyes don't widen you haven't done it right.

Ali

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/13/2007 7:16:29 PM

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Machismo ... it's SO ... consistent and predictable!

BIGGER!
LOUDER!
HARDER!
FASTER!
MORE!

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/14/2007 6:31:52 AM

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i love it when i am soo fucked good by my mistress

gawd she is great at it and boy can it be addicting ....i recently bought my bam and a 17 rambone because i want to try bigger ones

nothing wrong in expanding ones limits as far as im concerned ....man that bam is thick

mal ..my mistress fucked me good yestersday and yes she fisted me too

and yes im still smiling

mal

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/14/2007 7:33:32 AM

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yay for anal fisting!

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/14/2007 10:33:25 AM

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ouch

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RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? - 8/14/2007 10:37:22 AM

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enough time and enough lube and you can back a semitruck into a mailbox

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