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e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:24:57 PM)
just because something's sterile doesn't mean it's good for you to ingest or free from toxins... Donna being sick: it's either me or Her youngest. But it's flu-like and came on quick... which implies that it'll go about as quickly. Barfing: I used to be known for my skills in projectile vomiting. [start saga] When I was the managing partner of the coffeehouse I had back in Indy, I used to have staff over on wednesday nights as "movie night" aka "lets get drunk on Keith's booze and watch stupid bad movies." One night, I wasn't feeling so hot and so chose not to imbibe. I started having a headache and decided to lay down on the futon I had in my dining room/office. So some gentle soul hands me a tylenol and a glass of something clear. I can't take pills with a dry mouth and my nose wasn't working... so I slugged back most of the vodka and immediately started puking. The first blast hit the opposite wall 16 feet away as well as giving the gentle soul who handed me the drink a full facial of curried chickpeas in spicy tomato sauce and a salt lassi. I thought it had passed and laid back down, only to puke vertically and hit the ceiling of the Victorian house I was in at the time. I had to hit that ceiling with 3 coats of Kilz and a primer and then 2 coats of paint just to cover the bile and acid burn. I don't know if the smell will ever go away...[end saga] Compassion: stepping away from Donna to let others care for Her has to be one of the hardest things I've had to do recently. Cognitive frission: The fact that the last 2 points are describing the same person is making me scratch my head. I'm heading offline now. 'Night!

LeMiz -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:25:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild sneaks up behind LeMiz and grabs her Lysol uhmmmm...... that can was NOT Lysol.... [;)]

KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:25:39 PM)
its actually beautiful out, leMiz, it's just lifting furniture with two other women is sweaty business. men? what men? the only one around obviously hasn't had manners drilled in him and sat on his ass watching. didn't even ASK if he could help.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:26:07 PM)
covers her eyes WTF have I walked in on?

scifi1133 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:26:27 PM)
lol damn lemiz thats no fair and thats fine pants are in the washer now....oh and cuffs who said i was wearing any?

cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:27:02 PM)
kick his ass Angel, damn boy needs some manners...grrrrrrrrrrr I hate men like that.

divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:27:55 PM)
sneaks back in

KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:28:08 PM)
she's good for you e01n, in so many ways on so many levels. treasure her as she treasures you, eh? just please, no vomit stories next time.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:28:11 PM)
Well in that case scifi...drags him back to the woods and grabs a blanket on the way You did win me on the other thread....What was that that you were going to do to me?

LeMiz -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:28:30 PM)
Men not helping lift and move furniture???? Tell me that is NOT what I read... I'd be opening a can-o-whoop-ass. [>:]

cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:29:48 PM)
Thats what I was saying LeMiz, fucker wouldn't be sitting on his ass for long

LeMiz -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:29:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi sneaks back in wb [;)] [:D][:D] quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 lol damn lemiz thats no fair well... nobody said life was fair, geeeez [&:]

KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:30:22 PM)
well, he's watching his wife pack up boxes. i'd think less of him for that too, if i dint' know she's so anal she'd pitch a fit. these two are a pair of "what not to look for in my relationship" . if they were into bdsm, she'd be the domme trying to be a sub and him a switch trying to be a dom but having not the faintest idea. the one bit of light in this period of drama is that i'm moving far away form them!!!!!! and half the furniture that was going is gone, and the women will be back in an hour to get the rest!!!! i have to live with them for at least another fortnight, so no whoop assing. i threw a hissy fit about a month ago, they've been treating me MUCH nicer since then. i'm hard to get riled, but when i do....... [:o]

divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:30:44 PM)
ty ty sweet LeMiz

divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:31:57 PM)
wondering if I want to know what I missed lol

cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:32:50 PM)
You don't want to know divi...trust me on that

LeMiz -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:34:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i threw a hissy fit about a month ago, they've been treating me MUCH nicer since then. i'm hard to get riled, but when i do....... [:o] THAT is a major pet peeve of mine, why make someone get to "THAT" point, grrrr! quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild sneaks up behind LeMiz and grabs her Lysol hollas TOSS IT THIS WAY, BEAR! I'M OPEN! No No No... this isn't fair y'all are bigger than me and 2 against 1 just ain't fair [:(] pout

beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:35:23 PM)
Can I just sit here way in the corner------------------------------------------------->>>> ? not sure whether to laugh, pout, have a hissy fit or what!

divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:36:13 PM)
grabs my jack and coke and sits next to bear ..

Lumus -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/30/2007 7:36:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMiz Men not helping lift and move furniture???? Tell me that is NOT what I read... I'd be opening a can-o-whoop-ass. [>:] I would offer one scenario for this, which is something I've done several times myself. If a woman decides the furniture must be moved for aesthetic reasons, walks up to me, and says, "Yeah, you move that around, I'm gonna go play video games." I will do one of two things: Arrange the furniture in such a way that her hair will turn white at the mere sight, or; Leave a note on the largest piece of furniture, saying, "You are welcome to change this all around exactly as you like. However, if you can't be bothered to consult me first, and assume I will in true Houdini-style fashion place this crap where you want it without telling me where that is, you are on crack. Get help. Love, Not-Yo-Bitch" [:D]

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