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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 4:35:18 AM

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Necrophilia...truly a dead end fetish

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 4:42:57 AM

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 6:14:29 AM

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Somnophilia

The person can only maintain sexual arousal while having sex with someone who is sleeping. If the person wakes up they loose interest.

WHO can have sex while they are sleeping? And if its that bad that you can sleep through it is it really sex....can they be that small???....I am so confused now LOL.

I used to have to take this god awful medicine which literally knocked me out, very quickly. Sir used to try to do fun things to keep me awake..I hated taking the meds so he used to do fun things to make it slightly better for me...anyway, he would occasionally try and fuck me awake...sometimes it worked and sometimes it didnt...it actually got to be one of those really kinky things...you can do abduction play and stuff.....I mean really..who doesnt want to go molester someone who doesnt even need to be tied up to not resist...oh wait..is that only me? Sorry.....

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Symphorphilia

Natural disasters are sexually arousing.

Here in Florida we call this Hurricane Parties.... hehe

<--also a native floridian

The last three years down here, everytime we have a hurricane and lose power, Ive gotten pregnant. My mom has already bought an open plane ticket for this year, the minute a hurricane hits, she is flying me to Arizona.

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 6:22:43 AM

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Somnophilia

The person can only maintain sexual arousal while having sex with someone who is sleeping. If the person wakes up they loose interest.

WHO can have sex while they are sleeping? And if its that bad that you can sleep through it is it really sex....can they be that small???....I am so confused now LOL.

I used to have to take this god awful medicine which literally knocked me out, very quickly. Sir used to try to do fun things to keep me awake..I hated taking the meds so he used to do fun things to make it slightly better for me...anyway, he would occasionally try and fuck me awake...sometimes it worked and sometimes it didnt...it actually got to be one of those really kinky things...you can do abduction play and stuff.....I mean really..who doesnt want to go molester someone who doesnt even need to be tied up to not resist...oh wait..is that only me? Sorry.....

Similiar experience with me. I have to take some heavy duty sleeping pills and in the middle of the night I would find myself fighting really hard to wake up.
I had to wake up because my now ex-husband would choose those moments and only those moments to fuck me. Rape me? Dunno. They always seemed like erotic dreams until I realised it was real and not so good.
Now I sleep with Mickey the Wonderdog knowing she will protect me lol.

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 6:26:32 AM

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Oh right, and clown fetish too.

people have fetishes for clowns??! My Sir is absolutly terrified of clowns...man has lived through seven tours of combat, and cant handle a clown....so occasionally I buy the kids a stuffed clown or a toy with a clown on it just to terrorize him. Me and the 17yo often watch IT and time it so he'll be walking in the door from work at just the perfect time in the movie....

(no one ever said subs cant be sadistic too......)

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 9:09:57 AM

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Not if you eat at KFC.....

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One partner feeds the other partner 10-20,000 calories a day, which makes for a person near half a ton within a year.

Sheesh. Thats gotta be one helluva grocery bill each week.....

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 3:26:41 PM

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people have fetishes for clowns??! My Sir is absolutly terrified of clowns...man has lived through seven tours of combat, and cant handle a clown....so occasionally I buy the kids a stuffed clown or a toy with a clown on it just to terrorize him.

If you really want to give him an unexpected thrill, invite Ouchie the Clown to his next birthday party. ;-)

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 3:36:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: DommeChains: Necrophilia...truly a dead end fetish

As the song goes: Dead girls don't say no...

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 4:00:08 PM

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Plushies.... Now, furries, as fantasy play, I could kind of understand. Might be a hoot but not a really burning drive for me. But, modifying a stuffed animal so you can have sex with it really really spurred a WTF? of a mental video with me.

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 4:06:53 PM

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:01:32 PM

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Have You Ever Heard of. . .?
July 26, 2007
By Dan Savage
I had a kinky inspiration in the shower when I noticed the force with which the shaving cream came out of a new can. Orifice and body-cavity invasion turns me on and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button. I felt some burning. On removing the tip, a narrow ribbon of shaving cream exited my penis.
Pleased, I repeated this a few times. Do you know if what I am doing is dangerous? Have you ever heard of shaving-cream penis enemas?Cream Dreamer
No, CD, I haven't heard of shaving-cream penis enemas before. But then I've always been lucky in love.
As for the health risks presented by shaving-cream penis enemas, I would ring up one of my medical guest experts if I weren't (1) on vacation, (2) writing this column over margaritas at Phil's in Saugatuck, Michigan, and (3) unwilling to scream, "Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?" into my phone, putting everyone else at Phil's right off their chips and baked-Gorgonzola-with-dried-cherries dip. Sorry.
Here's my layman's opinion: At the very least, you risk irritating the very sensitive tissue that lines your urethra; at worst, your friends and relatives are going to snicker all through your memorial service. ("Didja here? Uncle Walt gave himself one too many shaving-cream penis enemas and his bladder freakin' exploded!") But tragicomic exit strategies are a known risk of orifice, body-cavity, and Iraq invasions.

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:06:14 PM

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Have You Ever Heard of. . .?
July 26, 2007
By Dan Savage
I had a kinky inspiration in the shower when I noticed the force with which the shaving cream came out of a new can. Orifice and body-cavity invasion turns me on and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button. I felt some burning. On removing the tip, a narrow ribbon of shaving cream exited my penis.
Pleased, I repeated this a few times. Do you know if what I am doing is dangerous? Have you ever heard of shaving-cream penis enemas?Cream Dreamer
No, CD, I haven't heard of shaving-cream penis enemas before. But then I've always been lucky in love.
As for the health risks presented by shaving-cream penis enemas, I would ring up one of my medical guest experts if I weren't (1) on vacation, (2) writing this column over margaritas at Phil's in Saugatuck, Michigan, and (3) unwilling to scream, "Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?" into my phone, putting everyone else at Phil's right off their chips and baked-Gorgonzola-with-dried-cherries dip. Sorry.
Here's my layman's opinion: At the very least, you risk irritating the very sensitive tissue that lines your urethra; at worst, your friends and relatives are going to snicker all through your memorial service. ("Didja here? Uncle Walt gave himself one too many shaving-cream penis enemas and his bladder freakin' exploded!") But tragicomic exit strategies are a known risk of orifice, body-cavity, and Iraq invasions.

LOL! That's funny! (off topic) I was at a "alternative" convention (not BDSM or swinging but fat) and Dan was there and we were chopping it up when we he was introduced to me. He's not fat or a FA so I asked him why he was there and he said he was there learning about fat sex for his writings. I laughed and said (very sarcastically) "Who are you, Dan Savage or something?" He replied "why yes, I am."

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:09:00 PM

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~fast reply~ I'm learning about so many new kinks

So I used to enjoy sex with my ex slave when she had a high fever (she enjoyed it too). What's that kink called?

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:29:05 PM

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Squick so...squicked ... nothing to add (vomit)

Thank you MsBearlee - for explaining punching. I never could understand punching.
( this coming from a girl who can take a solid face slapping)
But.. if it more of a thudding on a solid body part, then OK. No way in hell can I imagine or would accept a real, hard, closed fist punch, no way!

Thank you MsLunaBelle: I had nearly forgotten about Poppy Z. Brite. Never read Exquisite Corpse.
Loved Lost Souls. Cool.

Clowns. Someone said clowns. No freakin' way, man. ( I'm outta here!)

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:44:30 PM

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So I used to enjoy sex with my ex slave when she had a high fever (she enjoyed it too). What's that kink called?

Dear DarkDaddyZ: I had a LTR with a man who loved this as well.
I have no idea if a word was ever coined for it.
Guessing it would be the latin word for fever with a -philia on the end?

I was neither thrilled nor worsened by it. He was totally psyched for it.

If I announced I had a fever he would shout "YES!" (complete with arm pump and a cheer) and inquire how high it was. LOL.

Its about the extra heat....

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:49:56 PM

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So I used to enjoy sex with my ex slave when she had a high fever (she enjoyed it too). What's that kink called?

Dear DarkDaddyZ: I had a LTR with a man who loved this as well.
I have no idea if a word was ever coined for it.
Guessing it would be the latin word for fever with a -philia on the end?

I was neither thrilled nor worsened by it. He was totally psyched for it.

If I announced I had a fever he would shout "YES!" (complete with arm pump and a cheer) and inquire how high it was. LOL.

Its about the extra heat....

I'll run with that feverphilla.

I've never asked potential partners since if they were into that. I supposed I'll start

Thanks leatherette!

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:52:15 PM

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And here I thought I was the only one with a fever fetish! Who knew?

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:52:29 PM

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If I announced I had a fever he would shout "YES!" (complete with arm pump and a cheer) and inquire how high it was. LOL.

LOL! Too funny!

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:59:13 PM

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Beachballs.

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RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered - 8/24/2007 5:59:47 PM

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I'll run with that feverphilla.

I've never asked potential partners since if they were into that. I supposed I'll start
Thanks leatherette!

And a new fetish is born!!!!

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