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LotusSong -> RE: Anal bleaching? (10/31/2006 7:40:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl I'm sorry but I CANT let this one pass... I'm trying to imagine my black bum with a pink ring...could be...STRANGE! And to think we white people can't think of anything BETTER to worry about :)! Now it's out.. we DO strive to be perfect a-holes!

LadyKmtl -> RE: Anal bleaching? (10/31/2006 8:16:14 AM)
Lolllll! Well...I'll take the at thy word! I'm not touching that statement with a ten foot pole!

LotusSong -> RE: Anal bleaching? (10/31/2006 2:15:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl Lolllll! Well...I'll take the at thy word! I'm not touching that statement with a ten foot pole! (((Hug)))) (I have to admit.. the concept is just too funny!.. I mean.. is there like part of the Miss America pageant that judges on these things? ROFL!!! "Miss Ohio.. will you please bend over")

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (10/31/2006 4:26:50 PM)
That could work, have gradient color dildoes, one for transluscent one for tanners and dip in there, slowly pull it out till it matches, line em all up sideways, get a transit and a storey pole..................... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................... Ron

LadyKmtl -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/2/2006 6:18:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail That could work, have gradient color dildoes, one for transluscent one for tanners and dip in there, slowly pull it out till it matches, line em all up sideways, get a transit and a storey pole..................... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................... Ron I seriously think you're to something there...it would definetly get me to watch the pageant shows...hehe

littlelostdeity -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/2/2006 2:09:19 PM)
OTC skin bleaching products have not worked on my spots. :( I had a previous partner who like to burn with cigarrets and such. So I am covered in spots. EVERYWHERE. It makes me very self concious. Would the anal bleaching stuff be more powerful do you think?

jimbo747 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 8:33:12 AM)
What next?

Marc2b -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 2:38:51 PM)
A peek into my thought processes: Okay dinner is on the stove but won’t be ready for forty minutes, let’s see what’s up on Collarme. Let’s check out [censored]’s profile first, see if she’s updated at all. Nope. Still cute as all out Hell though. Okay, let’s check the message boards. Huh... nobody’s responded to my latest post. What am I, chopped liver?. Fine, then, I’ll check out the rest of the forums. That one might be interesting to jump into and... what?... anal... bleaching? Anal bleaching!? What the fuck? Now there are two words I never thought to see next to each other. I don’t really want to know, do I? Aw, shit, it’ll drive me nuts until I do. Hmmm...okaaaaaaaay. Sounds like a hygiene problem to me and you’d think people would have better things to do with their time. Still, to each his own I guess. Not gonna catch me bending over in front of a mirror, though. Bad enough I have to feel the pimples on my ass, I’ve no need to see them. I’m not so sure I’m hungry anymore. People never cease to amaze me!

LotusSong -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 4:13:33 PM)
It's got to be the ultimate rejection though. "I'm sorry, Honey..you anus just isn't light enough". If comment on weight lead to anorexia.. I wonder what THIS is going to lead to!? Obituary: "We are sad to tell you that M. Fleetlebum passed on 10/31/06 due to a severe and prolonged case of anal bleaching. The anus was completely eroded away and her guts were found laying beside her on the floor."

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 5:00:47 PM)
......but the coroner exclaimed that the deceased had the prettiest shade of pink reflecting from her sphincter that he had ever had the pleasure of bisecting with his scalpel..............

gooddogbenji -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 5:06:58 PM)
I thought this was some newbie wondering if a hot peroxide enema would be safe, as his online Mistress had asked him to have one. Yours, benji

nephandi -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 5:07:07 PM)
If i semeared that stuff all over my face would it make my already rather pale face even paler? Or would my face bubble away?

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 5:12:36 PM)
Wouldn't you look like an asshole? LOL (Joke Neph, in case you didn't understand, no offense meant)

Littlepita -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/3/2006 6:33:37 PM)
I saw a porn star do this on some show awhile back. I felt sorry for the woman having to smear that stuff on this already pretty girl's ass. From what I learned on the show most of the porn stars do it. Well the white porn stars that is [;)] See for yourself the next time you watch your favorite jack-off movie. Just a soft, pink, and aesthetically pleasing ass. [:D]

LadyKmtl -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 6:05:05 PM)
Lol thanks for taking black bums into consideration in your post, it's very appreciated!

PiercedDaz -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 7:07:45 PM)
Oh this is just the best thread ever! It is control and manipulation at a genius level! The OP has made strangers all over the world check out their own arses with a mirror and consider whether it needs bleaching! GENIUS! lol

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 7:13:14 PM)
I didn't check. I like my butt just the way it is.

PiercedDaz -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 7:51:43 PM)
I didn't check either. I didn't have a mirror handy. I just did a scratch and sniff test.

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 7:56:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong quote: ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl I'm sorry but I CANT let this one pass... I'm trying to imagine my black bum with a pink ring...could be...STRANGE! And to think we white people can't think of anything BETTER to worry about :)! Now it's out.. we DO strive to be perfect a-holes! Well unfortunately you know what women will want to be bleaching next.[:'(]

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:00:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PiercedDaz I didn't check either. I didn't have a mirror handy. I just did a scratch and sniff test. That is just disgusting.

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