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mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:13:43 PM)
Welcome to mr brown-eye laboratory, we have sveral outlaying substations in which you (tha's right, YOU) can be inspected for the ph of your asshole, but to get the full benifit of mr imbriglios ultraviolet unit test, you must pass thru the hallowed halls of ............. OK, here is the thing, and I have spoken with some of you people as friends, So, look here.........did someone just have a gander at your ass one day and say everytime I see that I think of Burgess Merideth, and this has ,cranked you in life? 'Cause I gotta tell you, it don't matter which way the stripes and makeup is applied to your body.......fat asses are fat asses, and we can deal with that........ So what is this about?

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:18:16 PM)
Would you speak English for once?

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:29:05 PM)
I actually think you and I are of such a fit in personality, that I could inspect your asshole to any degree that is acceptable to me, while you drink a glass of tutti frutti wine and overlook the ocean.......... Is there some fundamental reason that I must be compas mendis from the blue?

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:31:50 PM)
laughing You are fun.

akisha -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:32:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlelostdeity OTC skin bleaching products have not worked on my spots. :( I had a previous partner who like to burn with cigarrets and such. So I am covered in spots. EVERYWHERE. It makes me very self concious. Would the anal bleaching stuff be more powerful do you think? Laser treatment can reduce the coloration of the scars. It's something to look into if you really want to get rid of them.

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 8:40:36 PM)
I have always wanted to demean a woman that way, I could do the doctor evil thing.......so I get her all upset for the night, all tied down...........freaking........... What are you going to do to me now, Master? 6 point eight gigawatts marty!!!!!!! she would come like a goddam gopher trap right there............... Ron

MagiksSlave -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/4/2006 9:35:24 PM)
((covers her eyes and shakes her head)) Jeessss this thread isnt for real is it.. please tell me this is just an illustion indused by my fever (godam flu) Magik's sick slave

PiercedDaz -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 4:34:29 AM)
Hmmm, I've never considered testing the ph value of my arse. I'm now wandering around with a piece of lithmus paper hanging out of it. I wonder how long I have to keep it up there for? This reminds me of Science lessons in a Catholic School.

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 7:59:01 AM)
You're running out to buy a bleaching kit today, aren't you?

MagiksSlave -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 11:53:08 AM)
OMG!!!!! LOL Now I have a pic in my head of Daz running around naked with a little paper tail!!! not an immage I needed in my head.. I WAS about to go take nap but no way is that happening now!!! Magik's slave

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 2:25:11 PM)
Maybe he'll take some pics and post them for us.

PiercedDaz -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 7:37:10 PM)
Hang on a second - I thought I was supposed to be a roughty toughty Dom? Now I'm making bookings for photos of my anus! I need to sit down and have a word with myself first. Daz weblog: Arse update! My arse's ph value was 5.5 so I'm happy with that. The first knuckle on my index finger tells me that my core body temperature is correct and the scratch and sniff test informs me that I've had a busy day and need to go shower [:'(]

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 7:49:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PiercedDaz Hang on a second - I thought I was supposed to be a roughty toughty Dom? Now I'm making bookings for photos of my anus! I need to sit down and have a word with myself first. Daz weblog: Arse update! My arse's ph value was 5.5 so I'm happy with that. The first knuckle on my index finger tells me that my core body temperature is correct and the scratch and sniff test informs me that I've had a busy day and need to go shower [:'(] Way too much info!

LadyKmtl -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 8:02:26 PM)
Wow I really wish I didn't have a really vivid imagination...although, it is a funny mental image...

PiercedDaz -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 8:07:08 PM)
Whaaaaat? This is the World Wide Web, the information highway! I'm sure that this physiological information about a pervy Englishman with sleep deprivation will come in useful one day. Jeez, and you lot call yourselves open minded! [;)]

LadyKmtl -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/5/2006 8:25:36 PM)
Correction, information "super" highway! But really, tell me how knowing your anal temperature and anus colour will come in handy to this canadian girl or anyone here for that matter. I think you just like knowing that some girls are thinking about your bum...hihi!

mons -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/6/2006 2:33:00 AM)
greetings they have found that the things in the bleaching creams cause cancer and this is known all around the world many of the people who think they skin is not right because it dark have ahd many skin cancer prolbems if someone use it to light a dark mark and uses it to light it for a very very short time yes but to bleach you anus is not a good ideal this is something that in the long run will cause skin cancer in the aarea of the anus this is a place where cancer is always there and if you choose to do this think before and ask a docotor about it mons

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/6/2006 3:58:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl I think you just like knowing that some girls are thinking about your bum...hihi! Nooooo. We would NEVER do that.

mnottertail -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/6/2006 5:43:24 AM)
Good Morning! I am Bob Barker, and you are our next contestant on, 'The ass is white'!!!!!!! Remermber, don't use products that have been tested on animals........... Bob

Aileen68 -> RE: Anal bleaching? (11/6/2006 6:49:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Good Morning! I am Bob Barker, and you are our next contestant on, 'The ass is white'!!!!!!! Remermber, don't use products that have been tested on animals........... Bob Correction Bob...the ass is pink not white.

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