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LotusSong -> 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 12:43:01 PM)
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Aileen68 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 1:03:39 PM)
Hi. If you leave with me I'll give you the best blow job you've ever had.

Aileen68 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 1:05:04 PM)
Oh wait...ixnay on that one. It very effective.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 1:31:28 PM)
did you wash your pants in windex? cuz i can see myself in them?? - said to me while wearing a pair of pvc pants

LotusSong -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 1:57:43 PM)
"I'd like to get into your pants"... and she responds..."Why? Did you shit in yours"?

Damocles809 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 2:05:15 PM)
Hey baby, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd like totally bone you. Is it hot in here, or is your ass just giving me a raging hard-on? Heaven called, they said you're wicked hot and you should suck my dick.

Cuffkinks -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 2:13:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Damocles809 Heaven called, they said you're wicked hot and you should suck my dick. ROFL... Anyone got any windex? I just spat soda all over My computer screen.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 2:28:31 PM)
LOL.. how's this.. i'm standing in line at a concert and this dude behind me asks me if i wanna go fuck... and yes it did work.. and he was hott tooo

Aileen68 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 2:51:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama LOL.. how's this.. i'm standing in line at a concert and this dude behind me asks me if i wanna go fuck... and yes it did work.. and he was hott tooo Oh that's so fun. Where did you actually wind up fucking him?

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 2:54:43 PM)
in the men's room

Aileen68 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 3:01:03 PM)
Eeew. And yet strangely hot.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 3:28:49 PM)
yeah it was kinda ewww but it was worth it

RubberWitch -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 4:24:42 PM)
"Excuse me, I just got my place in the tantric sex maraton, and I need a training partner..." Usually when I'm flirting, I like to take the lead, but not tonight. so.. if you're into that, we'll have to swing by my place to pick it up.

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 5:12:47 PM)
I steal my bad pickup lines from the /flirt emote in World of Warcraft. "Your tag's showing. It says... Made in Heaven."

favesclava -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 6:25:13 PM)
i like the one can i take your picture cause i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas

Cuffkinks -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/27/2007 6:29:55 PM)
"I'm gonna have you anyway when I get home tonight, so you might as well come along."

LivingInSin -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 8:58:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks "I'm gonna have you anyway when I get home tonight, so you might as well come along." LMAO! nice.

briarrosethorne -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 9:44:47 AM)
Him: Did you get the name of the architect? Her: Excuse me? Him: did you get the name of the architect? Cause I want one built just like you. Said to me by an 80 year old man.

pseudopsychotic -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 9:47:54 AM)
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too.

domiguy -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 9:48:53 AM)
Let us go home and remove these jeans between us.

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