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Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:36:35 PM)
I'd eat a mile of your shit, just to see where it came from (Did the "Susan" thing work? Was I right?)

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:38:39 PM)
For twenty dollah, me love you long time!

Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:39:38 PM)
Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em!

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:41:06 PM)
Is your name Gabriel? Because I bet I'd see heaven if I could blow your horn!

Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:44:04 PM)
Do you want to go back to my place for wild, monkey sex and pizza? Oh! You don't like pizza? Okay we'll get subs.

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:56:12 PM)
How would you like to have dinner, then top off the evening with some kinky sex? Yes? Good. I will pick you up at 8. You should have finished supper by then.

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 4:52:42 PM)
Where does this car go anyway

beargonewild -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 5:04:44 PM)
My sling or yours?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 5:19:01 PM)
Why don't I sit in your lap, and we talk about the first thing that comes up?

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 5:20:02 PM)
I usually date attractive girls, but I've decided I really should be with someone more like you. “When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it; God's the guy who ignores you”.

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 5:55:09 PM)
My psychiatrist thinks I should get out more.

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 7:13:26 PM)
you look like you need some hard dick and bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 7:42:02 PM)
"Why dont you come over to my table and enjoy me!"..~cough~ ~cough~.."I mean join me!"...[:)]..Tempting

Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 8:40:49 PM)
Tempting, you wanna "go halves" on a bastard?

TankII7871 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 8:44:49 PM)
Can we skip the foreplay im on a prison work release program and i have to be back by 8. sign 97937921

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 8:53:14 PM)
Wanna free my willy? It’s a whale of a job. [:-]

cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 8:56:06 PM)
So what does one wear under the orange jumpsuit?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 10:56:33 PM)
You're so cute, its a crime. But I'll give you a fair trial. You can plea bargain on my docket, and I promise to let you get off easy.

valkyriesdaughte -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/30/2007 7:52:12 AM)
I could just dyke for a girl like you.

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/30/2007 4:08:25 PM)
I piss excellence!

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