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hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:55:18 AM)
Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy? ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:55:55 AM)
hi you look like you have low standards

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:58:00 AM)
lol is it that obvious Why are you being picky, I'm not ;pxxx

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:59:01 AM)
does your sister want to join us?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 6:59:54 AM)
rotflmao that was funny. so do you believe in free love or do i have to pay.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:00:21 AM)
You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me. ;pxxx

dreamysubmale -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:07:25 AM)
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down! When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it; God's the guy who ignores you.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:08:37 AM)
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:10:39 AM)
the aliens have told me i can take one with me.......now move im trying to get your friend

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:14:33 AM)
I was going to fuck your brains out but it looks like someone beat me to it ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:15:54 AM)
here sit on my face and ill guess your weight....if im wrong ill eat the difference

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:18:14 AM)
lmao i bet youd guess wrong just so you could have an all night feast there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:24:26 AM)
hi i hear you name is daisy so im going to plant you

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:28:40 AM)
ever had an aussie kiss? just like a french kiss but downunder...... ;pxxx

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:29:41 AM)
Haven't seen this, but don't bite me if it's here. Nice shoes. Want to fuck?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:30:08 AM)
mmmmmmm ive always heard criminals made the best lovers.....wanna get bailed out?

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:32:05 AM)
Good god girlfriend, you're the dictionary of cheese. Hey blondie, got any Scottish in you? D'ya want some?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:32:45 AM)
hi, you'll do ;pxxx

Mstry -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:33:28 AM)
you would look nice all tied up in my basement

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:33:35 AM)
You want to get a drink from the bar? Here, let me unzip...

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