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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:55:18 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:55:55 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:58:00 AM   
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Why are you being picky, I'm not
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:59:01 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:59:54 AM   
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so do you believe in free love or do i have to pay.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:00:21 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:07:25 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:08:37 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:10:39 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:14:33 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:15:54 AM   
scifi1133


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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:18:14 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:24:26 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:28:40 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:29:41 AM   
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Nice shoes.  Want to fuck?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:30:08 AM   
scifi1133


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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
My heart 10-01-72 / 10-16-09


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:32:05 AM   
DMFParadox


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Hey blondie, got any Scottish in you?  D'ya want some?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:32:45 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:33:28 AM   
Mstry


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:33:35 AM   
DMFParadox


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< Message edited by DMFParadox -- 10/1/2007 7:34:26 AM >

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