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Damocles809 -> Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 1:52:13 PM)
Hit on the person above you, with a bad pickup line.

beargonewild -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 1:53:24 PM)
Are those muscles real?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:02:55 PM)
Hey, baby; wanna come home with me and see if I am Bear-able?

Damocles809 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:10:04 PM)
Hey baby, you like surprises? I got a surprise for you. In my pants! It's my dick!

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:12:33 PM)
wow babe, with a mane like yours, I wanna train you

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:19:03 PM)
You're a Black Knight has me at checkmate[8D]

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:21:13 PM)
You look like you'd be fun to wrestle, nah you'de probably win, wanna try? Black Knight jumps queen!

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:22:59 PM)
only if you promise to gimme a ride without the saddle[8D]

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:33:28 PM)
Hey Jersey girl, wanna lick my big apple? (ow! NEVER use this)

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 2:41:00 PM)
jersy, no saddle, wanna ride my catholic horse?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:05:33 PM)
Hey, cowboy, you up for a rodeo?

Damocles809 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:26:10 PM)
Hey baby, you like animals? You wanna see my trouser snake?

earthycouple -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:28:46 PM)
I'd do you; if you were a chick

crouchingtigress -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:29:01 PM)
if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:31:21 PM)
They say you ARE what you eat.......want to see if you could be me by morning?

earthycouple -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:32:32 PM)
oh cripes...I can't top that one!

Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:33:10 PM)
Fuck me if I'm wrong but, is your name "Susan"?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:33:59 PM)
Would you like to contribute to the cure for Chastity?

Satyr6406 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:34:39 PM)
Does that mean I have to "give 'til it hurts"?

earthycouple -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (9/29/2007 3:35:05 PM)
I'd let you piss in my mouth just to see where it comes from ( I suppose on CM that's not to bad a pick up line...for me...it's bad...not into that sort of thing myself) this was actually said to me once...by the way

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