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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

To be read with a light heart:
Here are the main types:
THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach.
THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM PROFILE seeking caged slave, taken out only to be used for sadistic pleasure. The 'Your tears will only make me laugh' approach. Please only "real" pain sluts need apply.
THE ESOTERIC MYSTICAL NEW AGE DOM PROFILE Explore the wonders of the cosmos with him, through a metaphysical application of the Dom/sub dynamic  Please only financially solvent subs and slaves apply, as the pursuit of material wealth, is eshewed in favour of a metaphysical calling.
THE EXCRUCIATINGLY WEALTHY POWER DOM PROFILE Stunningly wealthy Dom seeking additions to his ever growing stable of subs and slaves. Even subs will have servants, just to help you serve his needs. You should be young, slim, attractive and brandable as appearances are very important in his world and you will be displayed as a trophy.
THE KING DOM PROFILE Kneel when you read this bitch. You will obey! recognise a real Master when you are in His presence, or even when you are not. Even though you are unworthy of attention, he is currently taking applications from worthless sluts and only real ass licking sluts should apply.
THE KNOW ALL, NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING UBER DOM PROFILE Some may think of him as pedantic overbearing know it all, and may warn him to leave the Forum or Moderte his posts but this doesn't concern him as he  never actually paid attention to any other opinion than his own. Don't waste time applying.
THE SENSITIVE UNDERSTANDING GUY DOM PROFILE Looking for a submissive life partner who will reward and understand sensitivity with loyalty and commitment. Wants to dominate you on a partnership basis, although there is democracy within the dynamic and if you tend to fall in love please contact him.
WHITE KNIGHT CELTIC LORD: where he goes you will follow, he is the Alpha and you arethe Omega. Looking for The One. He is polyamorous but you must be single and hopefully a virgin. Apply if you need to be saved.
If not then what type of Dom are you?
 with gratitutude to Tiger Troll
THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak.
Thanks to MidMichCowboy

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

To be read with a light heart:
Here are the main types:
THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach.
THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM PROFILE seeking caged slave, taken out only to be used for sadistic pleasure. The 'Your tears will only make me laugh' approach. Please only "real" pain sluts need apply.
THE ESOTERIC MYSTICAL NEW AGE DOM PROFILE Explore the wonders of the cosmos with him, through a metaphysical application of the Dom/sub dynamic  Please only financially solvent subs and slaves apply, as the pursuit of material wealth, is eshewed in favour of a metaphysical calling.
THE EXCRUCIATINGLY WEALTHY POWER DOM PROFILE Stunningly wealthy Dom seeking additions to his ever growing stable of subs and slaves. Even subs will have servants, just to help you serve his needs. You should be young, slim, attractive and brandable as appearances are very important in his world and you will be displayed as a trophy.
THE KING DOM PROFILE Kneel when you read this bitch. You will obey! recognise a real Master when you are in His presence, or even when you are not. Even though you are unworthy of attention, he is currently taking applications from worthless sluts and only real ass licking sluts should apply.
THE KNOW ALL, NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING UBER DOM PROFILE Some may think of him as pedantic overbearing know it all, and may warn him to leave the Forum or Moderte his posts but this doesn't concern him as he  never actually paid attention to any other opinion than his own. Don't waste time applying.
THE SENSITIVE UNDERSTANDING GUY DOM PROFILE Looking for a submissive life partner who will reward and understand sensitivity with loyalty and commitment. Wants to dominate you on a partnership basis, although there is democracy within the dynamic and if you tend to fall in love please contact him.
WHITE KNIGHT CELTIC LORD: where he goes you will follow, he is the Alpha and you arethe Omega. Looking for The One. He is polyamorous but you must be single and hopefully a virgin. Apply if you need to be saved.
If not then what type of Dom are you?
 with gratitutude to Tiger Troll
THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak.
Thanks to MidMichCowboy

And I missed this?? I suppose it is what I get for having a busy life lately.

Well, before I read any of the other answers I will answer.

I am All of the Above!

Because I am a DOMME!!! Hear me roar!

Please note that the above response is intended to be read with humour as that is how it was written. Therefor, DON"T GET YOUR DRAWERS IN A WAD!

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ORIGINAL: Lorgrom

I seem to be a cross ..........
 

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

thankyou
inpiring
i will get around to the Domme categories
Dommes and doms are a world apart...have you noticed?

Prin x

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ORIGINAL: LonDom61

Ah hates it when I respond to one thing in a thread.  Then, reading further, need to reply again...and make it 2 me's in a row.

This time, though, it's cuz I came up with...

Liberal (or Democrat) Dom

Wants to accept your absolute submission; but only if that's, you know, okay with you.  Voted for the Bill that would have reduced 24/7 to 12/5...but it didn't pass (and he's secretly just fine with that).  If chosen, his platform is a chicken in every pot, a sub in every bed...and a St Andrew's Cross in every basement.  Has a hard time reconciling his party affiliation (Big Gov't: many chiefs, fewer indians) with his poly household (1 chief, 2 subbie squaws.  Or is that 1 chief of staff, 1 alpha bitch & 1 intern?).  Not so into S&M (because "Ah feeeel yur paaain")

That's all I've got so far.  Hey, I don't quite grok Democrats n Republicans...I'm from Canada, eh.

But someone could work on Republicans.  Since it's increasingly linked with the Religious Right there'd be the Christian Kink thing goin there...  Really shoulda just held onto that idea in hopes of writing it later, but....well, if anyone else is up to the challenge...go for it.

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx


yes very good methinks.....some things don't culturally croos to the UK like a St Andrew's cross in every basement...(or am I being naive?).......but 12/5 yes ....known as PPE.......

Guess I'm not current on my lingo.  Wasn't aware of PPE.  I coined, or thought I did, SPE (Significant...).  TPE is, at least in theory, "no limit"...but c'mon, there're always limits...or expectations, anyway.  I see SPE as wide-ranging authority, but acknowledging "rights" such as not compromising job/family/friends... & other reasonable hard limits as negotiated.

how come i capped Doms not dommes.....have had more experience of them so far....

no, dear, other way around.  S'why I noticed it.


and as you can see absolutely no experience of a Republican Dom....but the Totally English Dom comes close to what we would say is Conservative Dom......implement of torture dosguised as a walking cane or shooting stick......

joke...too obvious

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

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ORIGINAL: MistresssAria

Ahaha, if I got to pick one of those, I'd go for "THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM"......, but seeing as I'm not that, does "Hippie Domme" qualify as a category?  Hehee.

THE HIPPIE DOM Will demand absolute trust yet want to spend endless hours debating what trust is until his and your boundaries become diffused in the candlelight. Prefers whackjobs to blow jobs. Has differential beat so demands 27/4 instead of 24/7 as time shifts in the haze of previously illegal substances use. Is out of his freakin mind so don’t expect a serious response to an application. An ability to endure loud music and produce the food when its munchie time would be an advantage.

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx
THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak.
Thanks to MidMichCowboy

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Please report to the Mistress forum to receive your ritual thread necro spankings