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What a woman wants


Larry the Cable Guy
  13% (4)
Tom Cruise
  0% (0)
Jeff Foxworthy
  17% (5)
Brad Pitt
  68% (20)


Total Votes : 29
(last vote on : 8/29/2008 4:29:12 PM)
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joanus -> What a woman wants (10/31/2007 6:22:08 AM)

OK I was hanging out with a friend of mine at a local Shell station, you know one of those gas station/Subway/pizza place deal. So we got our food and are hang out at the tables eating. As he starts flirting with girl (she wasn’t a knock out but pretty good looking) and I suddenly noticed how many girls he had been getting lately, he’s one of those kind of guys who doesn’t care about women just juggles them around just to fuck them. And I started wondering what they saw in a big, (he weights over 200lbs and its mostly fat), dumb (he never finished high school), Hick (his favorite phrase is Git-R-Done) like him. Any who the girl turned out to be 15 but that didn’t stop him from sticking his hand down her pants. The coessential age in KY is 16, But I still don’t think you should touch any thing below 18, but the local motto here is “the younger the better”. (Fucking Pedophiles)
Back to the story. I asked him how he did it, to which he replied; “All women want a country boy.” Some how I seriously doubt women want a Jerry Springer reject. So my Question is; What do women really want?
A fat dirty smelly guy who thinks NASCAR is the greatest thing since sliced bread, only reads when he’s stuck on the toilet with nothing better to do (and even then he only reads playboy), and really only thinks of you as something to cook for him or have sex with. Or a guy who exercises regularly, cooks, cleans, (when the mood strikes him) reads, enjoys romantic comedies and the occasional “chick flick” as well action films, and in bed thinks of you first.

City or Country?
Sophisticated or Redneck?

“Either way make your choice….”     ~Jiggsaw (SAW)

P.S. What’s up with Rural Homosexuals? Who know those fat hairy guys who stand next to their crapy trucks or cars scratching their beer bellies and giving you (guys) “that” look, and their catch phrase is probably “you got a purdy mouth”. Those guys creep me out.

P.P.S. BTW I have no problem with gay people.




pahunkboy -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 7:46:21 AM)

A guy that can cook is my vote.

Believe me- I dislike the pushy old creeps that practically strip and think everyone is a lay.

In fact, it is downright discusting.  For that reason - I stopped hanging in some areas. These guys dont know what the word "no" means.  You can pretty much predict the whole next move.

The park on the hill used to be a nice place.  But the creeps ruined it. Now the cops came down on it- and no one has a place to go.  I am not a bar person. The games, smoke, too loud of music- just isnt my thing.

I would rather be at a regular campground then a gay campground. I heard men will just come into your tent. One has to have a door that locks.

No thank you.  The world is - well my view of it. I am best in my own space.    I would hate to be in jail. Being gay isnt a carte blache for wanting to be fkkd. 

No one owes anyone sex.  Ever.  At least that is my view on life.





jadedserendipity -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:08:29 AM)

Hmm well I am not sure about your friend though I am from the South born and raised and unfortunately the general consensus does seem to be that women here like good ole' southern country boys...... Now I believe that may have something to do with our upbringing in general, because from a young age in the south many families with young daughters begin to instill in us that a good ole boy is all we need. They say he will provide for us, care for us, love us, and ya know I think maybe back when my parents were my age and my father was courting my mother that this may have been true though so many things have changed since then. Now they are just silly boys who buy dip and keep a chew in their lip, drive big jacked up trucks and have huge muddin tires, a cage in the back where they keep their dogs when they go huntin..... They have a permanent can imprint on the back pocket of their wranglers and they wear sneakers, or work boots..... They pay absolutely no attention in school and say things like " You're mighty purdy, wanna hop in the cab of my truck and fuck? Maybe later we can go out in the pasture and have a beer or two and do it again." And I am more than entitled to make such judgements I grew up in a town with one stop light, my graduating class was 72 people, I went to school with grades 6-12 in one little ass school....... However I must say my judgements are based solely upon my interactions with those I was raised around, and unfortunately many were just like the above..... So now do we gals prefer a man like the aforementioned or a slightly more cultured, far more considerate, and thoughtful man? Well I suppose that all depends, first you must make the classification of boy, to that of man, so many still fall into the boy category....... After doing that I suppose it is all personal preference..... My personal preference would in fact be a Southern Gentleman, they are hard to come by though they exist, they are the ones who open doors, and make dinners, bring flowers on occasion, they even have trucks but they are not 6 feet off the ground and even though they aren't they still help you in. Of those you listed in your poll I would not choose any, none would work for me so I chose not to participate in the poll but I did share my thoughts.... Hope they are good enough.[:D]

~*jadedserendipity*~  




beargonewild -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:19:59 AM)

Kind of have to figure that many women wants a man who is both attentive to their needs and knows when to be the strong silent type. A guy who is multi dimensional as oppossed and not obsessed with trying to get her in bed every minute of of the day. At least this is what most of my female friends generally say!

PS> Got me thinking, what's with all the straight guys who think they are the best thing since sliced bread! BTW, this guy has no problem with straight people, as many of my friends are straight.




batshalom -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:24:59 AM)

It sounds like he's secure and comfortable with who he is. It trumps insecure and disdainful every time.




joanus -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:31:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

PS> Got me thinking, what's with all the straight guys who think they are the best thing since sliced bread! BTW, this guy has no problem with straight people, as many of my friends are straight.



Those guys are useually brainless jocks who after highschool had no real talent are really closet homosexuals. I am not one of those guys.
Personaly I like gay guys, well the cultured urban ones. If it wasn't sex thing I'd marry a gay guy. When I'm over at my firend Gale's house its clean and smells nice, he aways cooks one of the fancy dishes like Chicken ah la bree with blue cheese sause, he never bitches about the toilet seat, and he even offers to do my dirty laundery. In my opinion he is better than just about any woman I've ever known exept maybe one. Only thing is the offers to wash my back in the shower is a bit creepy and I never ever let him wash my underwear.




GhitaAmati -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:36:15 AM)

If I absolutly HAD to pick one of your choices, I guess Id pick larry the cable guy. Of course women want a good ol boy. He was raised right. He can change his own tire and opens the door for a chick. Why the hell would we want some pansy "city" boy who calls triple a everytime he gets a nail in his tire? I want someone who is gonna have just as much fun as I am out in the woods with two dogs and a shotgun.




GhitaAmati -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:42:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

PS> Got me thinking, what's with all the straight guys who think they are the best thing since sliced bread! BTW, this guy has no problem with straight people, as many of my friends are straight.



Those guys are useually brainless jocks who after highschool had no real talent are really closet homosexuals. I am not one of those guys.
Personaly I like gay guys, well the cultured urban ones. If it wasn't sex thing I'd marry a gay guy. When I'm over at my firend Gale's house its clean and smells nice, he aways cooks one of the fancy dishes like Chicken ah la bree with blue cheese sause, he never bitches about the toilet seat, and he even offers to do my dirty laundery. In my opinion he is better than just about any woman I've ever known exept maybe one. Only thing is the offers to wash my back in the shower is a bit creepy and I never ever let him wash my underwear.


Ya wanna know why gay guys houses are always clean? Cause they dont have kids.

Look..you just stated the answer to your problem. Your priorities are a clean home and bree. And frankly there is a hell of alot more to life than that. I want a man who is gonna say "Screw the dishes tonight, lets take the kids to the movies". A man who is gonna take the boys hunting and fishing and teach them to change the oil in their trucks. When boys spend their entire childhood rolling around in the mud and chansing each other on 4 wheelers, there is just something about them that makes them more...well..Men.




joanus -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:44:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

Of course women want a good ol boy. He was raised right.


Raised right? LOL you need to see how "country boys" are rasied I'd recommen watching a few episodes of Cops or Jerry Springer. Some how drinking beer, beating your wife, molesting kids, random acts of violance, and general denial doesn't seem to me how you should raise a kid let alone a "good" Ol'boy.




pahunkboy -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:49:39 AM)

One would guess gay guys stick together. Not true. Many will swipe a lay any chance they get. Lie and say a dude has aids when they dont so as to cock block.

I know or know of every gay guy in the valley here. [200-300]  So you would think I would have a ton of people I can phone.  Nope. Why?  Too busy sceming the next lay. Or fear of being labeling. One CAN be blacklisted from working in this lovely valley.  Some people "damand" to know; then dont like what they hear. Why ask?

My family and close friends know. But neighbors and co-workers- it isnt relevant.

The friends I have a mostly straight. It just works out better.

I am not comfy seeing men kiss on tv. I am petrified and niece or nephew might end up to be gay or bi.  Therefore I do my best to keep things quiet around them.
I dont want to be to blame. I know it is silly- but still....

The day I was beat silly by a boyfriend. A 7th blow to the skull might have done extreme damage- but some guy snuck up and asked what was going on. I thought- finally.  Why?  To fucken try to lay me!

Some gay guys push it by being too flambouyant.  It is a turn off. Not that everyone should be mr tough guy.

I concluded that the entire world is messed up. One brother is on his 4th marriage. No one is happy for very long.


Close friends are priceless/ they are there thick and thin.







acissej -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 8:54:51 AM)

I'm not asking this to be bitchy, but what qualities in your friend make him your friend?  Maybe whatever it is you like in him is what attracts women to him despite his flaws.  Maybe he has a great sense of humor or something else that makes women overlook his weight.  Also, you mention the girl at the Shell was young--are most of the women he picks up as young?  Are they attracted to him because he's older? 

On to what this particular woman wants.  I'm a city girl and I wouldn't know what to do with a good ol' country boy.  They've never been my type.  Give me a sophisticated city guy who will go with me to the ballet and be adventurous enough to eat Ethiopian with me.  It won't matter if he can change a tire since we'd be taking the subway or a cab. 




GhitaAmati -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:07:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

Of course women want a good ol boy. He was raised right.


Raised right? LOL you need to see how "country boys" are rasied I'd recommen watching a few episodes of Cops or Jerry Springer. Some how drinking beer, beating your wife, molesting kids, random acts of violance, and general denial doesn't seem to me how you should raise a kid let alone a "good" Ol'boy.


Aye, and thats where the confusion comes in...a good ol boy is not by any means your average run of the mill redneck. And most "country" boys these days have never seen anything more country than watching the pbr on tv. I mean actual well raised southern boys, the ones whose mama slapped them upside the head everytime they forgot to say ma'am to their grandma. The ones who know to put on clean boots and tuck their shirt in before going to church. The ones who were driving a tractor by the time they were 7 and have never shirked at hard work. Someone else posted a comment on CM the other day, about how any man can break something, fixing something is a real mans work. Im sorry, but if you couldnt help me overhaul the engine in my truck, build my garage from the ground up, and know how to weld the drive train of my tractor back together when I break it, then you're just about useless to me. I want a man who knows how to get work done, isnt afraid to get his hands dirty, and will occasionally grab me, covered in grease or not, and throw me into the bed of his truck for an afternoon fuck. A man who doesnt care if I come home smelling like hogs after a week in the woods because he smells exactly the same way. A man who will appreciate me in a dress just as much as in jeans and boots. I want a man who has honor and integrity and is accountable for his own actions. I want a man who doesnt have to work at those qualities and I have yet to meet a man with those qualities who was raised in a down town apartment complex.




LaTigresse -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:13:45 AM)

I live in the middle of "good ole boy" country and I don't see guys like this anymore. I see a bunch of spoiled brats that were given too much and not made to work for it. ( second and third generation farm kids) The only difference is, our version is more narrow minded and drinks crappier beer.

Most of these same guys still live at home in their 20's and 30's with their momma's doing all their laundry, cooking and cleaning. They wouldn't know how to take care of themselves if they tried. They are all looking for doormats like their mommas, the problem is, they don't want to leave their momma to find her.




joanus -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:17:43 AM)

Trust me he is only the nice funny guy as long as he's getting laid once a girl wants more or finds some one else he (and I've wittnessed this) either calles her up and callers her names and insults her or finds her or the guy she is seeing and beats them to a pulp.
He picks up all types of women he perfurs young girls (underage), have a reputation for being a slut, or women with kids as he says "you can tell a woman with a kid is a slut cause someone already knocked her up."
As for friend I think that might not be the right word. he is one of those guys who tries to go around and prove to everyone (more to himself) that he is cooler. My job tends to make people think Im cool ,if only they knew I spend most of my time cleaning puke out of the back of my car, So he hangs around me trying to show off.




GhitaAmati -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:20:03 AM)

I see the ones you are talking about too, LaT. I guess Im lucky I live where I do, my version still exists, you just have to look harder for them. In a few years Im gonna be hunting for ladies for about 15 of them. Ill be happy to start shooing them off my property, my cattle havent slept since the two oldest got 4 wheelers last christmas.




joanus -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:20:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Most of these same guys still live at home in their 20's and 30's with their momma's doing all their laundry, cooking and cleaning. They wouldn't know how to take care of themselves if they tried. They are all looking for doormats like their mommas, the problem is, they don't want to leave their momma to find her.



The problem with this is that it leads to inbreeding.




breatheasone -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:24:19 AM)

Brad Pitt was on the list!...I was COMPELLED to vote! LOL   Did Y'all see him in that movie Troy ?!.....YEOW!!!!




LaTigresse -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:25:08 AM)

Around here, in some areas, even if they leave momma, they inbreed. I know one small town that it is impossible to find someone that is not related, in some way, to everyone else.

And Ghita, I would have to have proof that they exist. I see reasonable facimiles but as soon as you start scratching the surface they tend to crumble. I won't EVEN get into the relative IQ level. Not to mention the "add alchohol, instant asshole" function. Which has a direct influence on the lowering of the IQ level.




pahunkboy -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:37:24 AM)

A buddy of mine gets the hunkiest guys. Why?  Well- being overweight- they will get a "yes" - wont be rejected.

He pissed me off signalling to truckers while riding in my car.  I dont mean a glance - ...anyhow on MY LICENSE PLATE.  In highschool  while flirts were in front of the school- he said meet me in back and we will fkk. Naturally some took him up on the offer.   Men are whores.

Alot of the younger crowd is too lethargic and obese.  Then you have your boozers and druggies. Next gamblers and whore/sleazebags.  Then guys who dont know who they are- closeting.  Then you have the bi-guys that are one hell of a lay! And they know how to go home when it is done. :-).   Then there are those in an open relationship- which isnt my thing.   So anythinng decent is picked out.

I used to think a guy that could fix things was prime meat.  A fling did help me out when I was in dire need. 
BUT- being that I eat more then things break-  cant go wrong with food.

I know this was what a LADY wants in a man- so bear with me.

A guy that is fun in bed- is often a terrible LTR.  No commen ground other then bed fun.

So- a man has to be humble and respecful to be decent- but smart- or brain enough to be stimulating.  Over time the looks fade- and if there is no mental attraction- you are done.

I can think of one man on earth who would make a good partner. He is a mechanic-farmer, 1200 miles away. I learn alot from him. We get on the phone and it goes on 5 hours. I would like a man like him. Trouble is- I wont give up what I have going bringing the bacon home. And no one is going to move here.





LadyEllen -> RE: What a woman wants (10/31/2007 9:58:51 AM)

No idea what A Woman (whoever A Woman is) wants sorry.

But I reckon Joanus on a leash might be nice

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