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ORIGINAL: MissAndry

I have an image in my head of the Animaniacs and the 'good idea, bad idea' segment

good slave: rubs your feet and gives you a luxury relaxing pedicure. This is a good slave.
 
bad slave: takes your feet and uses them to f*ck his ass. Or slobbers all over them in a most unattractive way. This is a bad slave.
 
good slave, bad slave. This has been a message brought to you from Yakko Wakko & Dot.

Or how about Pinky & The Brain.

'What are we going to do tonight Brain?'
'Same thing we do every night Pinky..
... try to find a proactive submissive'.

Lol. sorry random I know but then Ive got a weird head. :D

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ORIGINAL: chamberqueen
Radioactive:  Will you burn my balls off?

Yikes!  Would that be with a bic lighter, suspended over the charcoal grill, propane perhaps, or better yet with an acetyline torch?

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Radioactive:  I want you to lock me in the closet, your scat packed inside of me, mummified in your dirty toilet paper, and be chained there for 24 hours.  When I get out I want you to tie a noose around my neck, kick a chair out from under me, and let me dangle for 5 seconds before you save me.

You sure know how to find 'em!  Have to wonder if he gave any consideration to what would happen if you break his neck when you kick the chair out from under him or if he doesn't last 5 seconds using your method of hanging him?  Not to mention that I'm confident you're anxious to be charged with 1st degree murder!

I'd heard you ladies regularly received rude and odd messages, but some of these are far funnier than I'd ever have imagined!

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ORIGINAL: MissAndry

SoHott: I should start up a thread about sexiest cartoon animals - would that be TOO freaky even for here? lol
might get some interesting responses

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ORIGINAL: MissAndry

SoHott: I should start up a thread about sexiest cartoon animals - would that be TOO freaky even for here? lol
might get some interesting responses

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ORIGINAL: AAkasha

Subs have to walk a fine line between proactive and being pushy or annoying.  They also walk a fine line between being "open" to something, being helpful, vs being a pushy bottom.  I'm interested to hear what other femdoms see as proactive (good, positive ways to be proactive) vs. "radioactive" (toxic, dangerous, warning flags, things that make you want to stay away). Here's my initial list:


Proactive: Is generally always ready to serve
Radioactive: Is always saying "Can I serve you now?" or "What do you want me to do now?" or "I am awaiting your orders."

Proactive: At a kinky party where he doesn't know anyone, he tries to be helpful by cleaning up, asking if someone needs a hand, etc.
Radioactive: At a kinky party where he doesn't know anyone, makes his introductions by using the line, "Hello Mistress, I am a slave. How can I please you?"

Proactive: When he knows his femdom is having a bad day, makes sure her favorite drink is ready when she gets home, tunes the radio to her favorite station and offers to run a hot bath
Radioactive: When he knows his femdom is having a bad day, he puts himself into bondage, adds toys to his private parts, and leaves a note next to him that says, "Take it out on me, Mistress."

Proactive: For his new femdom's birthday, he gives a gift certificate to a kinky outlet if he feels a toy is appropriate
Radioactive: For his new femdom's birthday, he buys the dildo he wants in his ass

Proactive: In a new online relationship, he sends a vanilla, "thinking about you" type of email when he has not heard from her
Radioactive: In a new online relationship, he sends an instant message every time he sees her online and asks, "When are you going to answer my email?" instead of "Hello, how are you doing?"

Any others?

Akasha

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ORIGINAL: hammerthrower

This topic reminds me of the "all dommes want the same guy" thread.

When the OP made that claim, he was denounced. How dare anyone make generalizations about women!? That's a territory that's sacred!

But bitch about "radioactive" subs, and we get a chorus of voices chiming in to compile a laundry list of faults, all of them males. Aren't there any female subs who aren't perfect? Is "radioactive" synonymous with "male?" What sexists are supporting this concept?

It's just that old double standard again. Bitch about women and you're a sexist. Rail against men, and it's comedy.

This is not healthy for our community. Do you people WANT this all to be true? Have any of you pointed out errors a way that was anything other than bitchy, snotty, derisive, or whiny?

I'm sure it makes you feel good to belittle someone in a non-consensual way. You're immune in your little ivory towers, casting rocks down upon those who would cherish you.

Nice work, everyone!