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I actually find nothing funny. - 11/3/2007 5:24:26 PM   
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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 1:25:56 AM   
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I find nothing a bit boring.

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 7:14:00 AM   
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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 7:16:38 AM   
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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 8:04:15 AM   
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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 4:07:51 PM   
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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 5:01:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well...there was this one joke I heard back in '79...I laughed at that, and then there was this time in '94, an event, not a joke...I almost laughed then....but that's fucking it.

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/4/2007 8:38:00 PM   
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Well...there was this one joke I heard back in '79...I laughed at that, and then there was this time in '94, an event, not a joke...I almost laughed then....but that's fucking it.

Ahh '79 the year I got my first blowjob, Now that was a joke! braces are bad! shoulda just stuck my unit in a pickle slicer, woulda bled less...

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/5/2007 12:53:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold
Well...there was this one joke I heard back in '79...I laughed at that, and then there was this time in '94, an event, not a joke...I almost laughed then....but that's fucking it.

I hope you have settled down  by now Griswold. Its the excitement that can cause all the problems.
Dont worry you are not due another "laugh" until sometime in 2009.
When it happens send me a mail  and tell me about it, it might cheer me up a bit.

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/5/2007 3:16:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: InkedMaster

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

Well...there was this one joke I heard back in '79...I laughed at that, and then there was this time in '94, an event, not a joke...I almost laughed then....but that's fucking it.

Ahh '79 the year I got my first blowjob, Now that was a joke! braces are bad! shoulda just stuck my unit in a pickle slicer, woulda bled less...


no shit....

 Pickle Slicer
 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

< Message edited by SeeksOnlyOne -- 11/5/2007 3:17:35 AM >

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/5/2007 5:05:50 PM   
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 Pickle Slicer
 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

 
(Okay...now that was funny).
 
(I'm not laughing...but I want to).

< Message edited by Griswold -- 11/5/2007 5:19:33 PM >

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RE: I actually find nothing funny. - 11/5/2007 11:00:57 PM   
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whatever he got musbe really kikass

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