DMFParadox
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Joined: 9/11/2007 Status: offline
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Objection! is the coolest.... geek toy.... EVER. in the last week. Rubberwitch, I have PM'd you regarding that damned F!@#$%ing puzzle on the site. Moving on... A ninja walks into a bar... and nobody notices. A man walks into a bar and bets the bartender $500 that he's got an amazing talent when he's elevated about 6 feet. He's so skillful at aiming his dick that he can piss in a cup from 10 feet away as long as he's standing on the counter. The bartender says, "No way! I'll take you up on that!" The man gets up on the counter and pisses on the bar... on the bartender... on the barstools... on the glasses... on the floor... everywhere but the cup. The bartender gets a big grin on his face, laughs heartily and goes, "Hah! I knew you couldn't do it! Pony up, you drunk idiot!" And the man pays him $500. Then he goes over to the back of the bar, where a group of 5 guys all pay him $200 each. He gets ready to leave, and the bartender calls out, "What was that all about?" And the man replies, "I bet all of them that I could piss on you and the bar and not only would you not get mad, you'd laugh about it!"
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bloody hell, get me some aspirin and a whiskey straight "The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics." - Randall Munroe
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