HandSolo
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Two partners in a law firm were camping at Yosemite. Late at night, they hear a noise outside their tent. One looks through the flap, and withdraws in horror. Ashen-faced, he whispers to his life-long friend: "there is an enormous bear out there, emptying out our cooler! The noises continue, and soon, the distinctive notes of a massive mammal following a sent trail move inexorably closer to the tent. Finally, as a huge shadow falls accross the tent, the first lawyer notices the second quietly tieing on his sneakers. The first hisses "don't bother with that, you fool, you can't out-run a bear!" The second, finished tieing, gets up, and smiles, saying, "I don't have to out-run the bear, I have to out-run you!"
< Message edited by HandSolo -- 5/12/2008 9:51:15 PM >
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