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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 4:41:14 PM

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Granted! All contracts are fixed! You've been granted a clause. However; you will be de-clawed.

I wish for sunshine...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 7:53:47 PM

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You got it - the sun is now shining out of your ass

I wish I could go to both lunches I inadvertently booked this Thursday

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 8:37:49 PM

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Granted! We'll just cut you in half, and place your dead, mutilated body at each lunch.

I wish I had a cat.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 11:44:48 PM

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Granted, but now you have a wild Mountian cat who is hell bent on makin' you it's lunch.

I wish my dance troupe practices wern't over for a month.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 12:41:07 AM

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Granted, it never ever ever ends.

I wish I could cum buckets like some whales do.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 12:43:50 AM

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Granted. However, you drown everyone who ever "gets in the way of the flow" (see? I can be dead posh and ladylike when I wanna

) and soon there is no one to "catch it" and you are left watering the garden with your seed.

I would like to meet Miss Laurell Spunky Pants.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 2:52:10 AM

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Granted. But her pants are ... well ... coated in spunk.

I wish someone else would make my coffee this morning. ~lazy~

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 3:06:07 AM

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Granted but it is made used roasted ground acorns instead of ground coffee beans.

I wish that my laundry was folded.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 3:25:39 AM

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Granted, but it was folded by someone with ink all over their hands and all your favorite clothes are now ruined.

I wish I didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 4:03:09 AM

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Granted, you now live in a busy metropolis with horrendous traffic, no peace and quiet, and everyone is extremely rude/apathetic.

I wish I was with one of my friends.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 6:00:39 AM

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Granted. But your friend turns into a moocher, lives off you, eats your food, uses your cell phone, doesn't cook or clean or contribute, and now your friend is your enemy.

I wish I could hop on a plane today and go travel for fun.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 8:39:05 AM

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Granted, but everyone on the plane has contagious leprosy.

I wish that I owned a teleporter.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 10:48:25 AM

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Granted, but its malfunctioned and sent you back to your most embarassing moment in High School.

I wish my dog would clean up after herself.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 12:50:24 PM

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Granted. But she uses your clothes as washrags and your shoes as poop scoopers.

I wish watermelon were in season.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 5:37:48 PM

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Granted, but they only grow to the size of grapes.

I wish I had something really exciting to do during the next two weeks while I'm on vacation.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 5:45:54 PM

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Granted, but it connects you with an Indiana Jones type dude and you wind up in Tinbucktwo in jail.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 6:38:18 PM

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Granted, but the piece of cake is actually a piece of the toilet bowl cleaner that sits along the side of the bowl.

I wish I had stocks in some oil company!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 7:04:21 PM

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Granted - unfortunately it is Butt oil - just need to find a market for it

I wish I could open my presents early

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 9:49:01 PM

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Granted. However, all you find are thousands of socks and ties. And moth balls (yes, I know, poor moths).

I wish I didn't keep getting indigestion.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 9:51:29 PM

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Granted. You no longer have indigestion as your entire digestive system has been removed and donated to someone who doesn't mind a little bit of acid feedback from time to time.

I wish for no one to grant me any wishes.

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