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MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 1:57:39 AM)

Granted. Your back is no longer hurting. Sadly though, you now have hemorrhoids that are so big, they're hanging down to your knees. You also have a horrible, smelly toenail fungus that no one can treat.

I wish I didn't get mod spanked all the time.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:04:38 AM)

Granted, you can no longer remember your CM password, so you never post again, but never get mod-spanked

I wish I was cuddling with my pet right now, with some soup



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:24:08 AM)

Granted. The pet is there, cuddling is going on and is so romantic and beautiful. However, the soup is made from the fungus scraped out from under Hanables toe nails.

I wish Foxtel didn't have so many crappy repeats.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:26:20 AM)

(is it sad that I was happy to at least get the important half right?)

Granted, Foxtel now never existed, so there is nothing to repeat

I wish I spoke more than 2 languages



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:33:00 AM)

Granted. You now speak every language ever spoken on earth. You get so mixed up with all these languages, no one knows what the fuck you're on about.

I wish I had someone here to massage my feet.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:33:51 AM)

(thats the way it is now anyway :P)

Granted, but before they begin they need to know how many toes you want to actually keep

I wish I was in DC



WyldHrt -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:39:38 AM)

Granted- you were the victim of a downtown drive-by an hour ago.

I still wish for a 24 hour sushi delivery place (hungry)







Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:53:18 AM)

granted, but the sushi crawls[:'(][:'(][:'(]

I wish I survived the drive-by and was rushed to a hospital that saved my life with no lasting effects... and was in a private room with my pet



WyldHrt -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:03:14 AM)

A) that was mean [:D]
B) Granted, but visiting hours ended a minute after you woke up and the nurses kicked her out.

I wish the laundry was done.




shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:24:20 AM)

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shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:27:01 AM)

Granted, now the rooms all need repainted.

I wish I was a leprechaun with magical powers.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:30:05 AM)

granted, you now have magical powers, except all they are is the magical power to grow your fingernails really fast....
and the magical power to survive with no liver (though you cough up blood and cant drink)
(yes, I am mean)

I wish that everyone on this site found the type of person they were looking for, and that they were happy with them forever



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 4:09:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr


I wish that everyone on this site found the type of person they were looking for, and that they were happy with them forever



I'm going to skip that one, as I think that is everyones wish and I would hate to ruin it.

Someone else bring the Ax to Ashers wish.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 4:20:14 AM)

I win

(its a race, right?)

((Not to be a dick, but it is Axe.... couldnt help it, being sick makes me a bit anal))



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 4:23:32 AM)

LMAO fine I guess I will spell it Ax"e" if I have to.[8|]

Ohh and I didn't say you win, I am sure there is someone out there oh so willing to crush the dreams of everyone on this site!



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 4:25:15 AM)

but until that happens.... I WIN!!!!!

BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GOD OF ALL COOKIEDOM!!!!! TREMBLE AND MY CHOCOLATE CHIP MAGNIFICENCE!!!!



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 4:25:34 AM)

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[&:], back to the action.

Granted. Everyone finds the love of their life, perfect partner, forever. Sadly, forever isn't long, as the moon gets plastered on cheap wine and stumbles into the Earth. Better all get shagging asap is all I can say.[:D]

I wish I had a banana tree.



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:29:38 AM)

Granted! But all the monkeys from the zoo and circus escape, causing monkey rioting throughout your neighborhood (think Jumangi here) as they try to steal and eat all the bananas


I wish my coffee pot was never empty



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:36:08 AM)

granted, it is now full of piss and the effect of straining used gym socks

I wish I was home asleep right now, with my pet beside me



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:41:27 AM)

Granted! However while you sleep your darling pet is giving you a makeover, when you awake your hair has been cut and curled, you have a fabulous shade of blush on, and your eyes have never looked wider nor brighter, as you flash that awesome cherry red lipsticked smile.

I wish I had a seperate phone line for my fax machine



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