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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 8:56:24 AM)
granted but since you didn't wish for a hot, long haired Master on a motorcycle, you'll have to settle with this senior, grayhaired man. i wish i had the cure to stop this pounding headache.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 9:22:34 AM)
granted but you have to cut your head off i wish i had the cure for a hangover in the morning not that i drink

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 10:02:08 AM)
Granted - you are so addicted to crack cocaine you forget all about your hangover I wish the fog would lift and the sun come out

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 10:08:04 AM)
granted but 20 minutes later there a huricane i wish it was not so humid

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 10:52:47 AM)
Dang, deleted, too slow again.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 11:31:13 AM)
Granted. There's 0% humidity, but you are now in an airtight container. I wish I didn't have errands and a to-do list today.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 11:35:12 AM)
Granted - you are to spend the day hanging upside down from the ceiling with RS tickling your nose I wish I could actually get my errands done

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 11:40:52 AM)
Granted, but you contracted your errands out to a low-budget group of subs who got them all done, but have now created a new set of errands for you to undo the chaos they created. I wish Thing 1's turtle liked me more than he does.

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 2:34:59 PM)
granted.. now he wont leave u alone giggle i wish my mother would leave me alone. H >:)

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:00:15 PM)
Granted. Your mother leaves you alone, but now you're stuck with Thing 1's turtle. hehehe I wish it would stop raining.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:09:58 PM)
Granted - it becomes dry for 40 days - but so does your love life I wish I felt up to drinking some wine tonight

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:16:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular Granted - it becomes dry for 40 days - but so does your love life EEK!!! quote: I wish I felt up to drinking some wine tonight Granted - but you are also stuck with listening to UB40's "Red, Red Wine" all night long. I wish I knew what the "real" reference is in Mr. Spectacular's sig line.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:19:09 PM)
Granted but you have to watch every episode of Seinfeld and still abstain from sex I wish I could have a great massage right now - and please not the 400 lb Tranny

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 3:56:33 PM)
OK, I'll just let my imagination take over. Dry spells and abstinence were only during my marriage. [;)] Wish granted. You have a sexy massage therapist to massage you, but she is a lesbian and has an aversion to direct skin contact with men... so she uses oven mitts on you. I wish that my dinner was already fixed.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:11:16 PM)
granted but the dog steped in it i wish that my dog would listen to me

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:17:57 PM)
Granted, your dog listens attentively but chooses to disobey. I wish that my dog Cosmo Teddy P. Astrobear III (Newfoundlander & Labrador mix) was still around. He was awesome and once he picked up a girl all on his own!!!!

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 5:24:01 PM)
granted but you are a dog also i wish i was a Dr

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 6:20:41 PM)
granted.. but u have to work in africa for 5 years before u can get a place in america. i wish i could have a spa day. H >:)

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 6:53:22 PM)
Granted. But the blue gooey stuff they put on your face doesn't come off for a week. I wish people would obey me better.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 7:09:23 PM)
Granted, but they only obey you slightly better than a toddler obeys its parents in the middle of a tantrum. I wish it took less time to dry my hair.

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