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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/1/2005 8:57:38 AM   
tade


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Please tell me someone else has heard that news report about the 2 men and the gerbil where their safe word was "Armageddon"

< Message edited by tade -- 9/1/2005 3:07:38 PM >

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/2/2005 9:59:20 AM   
bladerunner5


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ORIGINAL: WickedKev

~Stop hitting me you f**king bastard!



I don't have a specific safeword, as such, but anymore I tell people "if I can get 'Get away from me you motherf*cking sadistic coc&suc&er', then I'm probably not where either of us want me to be in terms of headspace.



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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/2/2005 2:51:05 PM   
MasterHyde


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ORIGINAL: MsWhip

Heard some new one's:

Jekyl and Hyde

one meaning slowdown and the other stop
quote:

Heard some new one's:

Jekyl and Hyde

one meaning slowdown and the other stop


Holy Cow! My name is a safeword now?
What is the world coming to? Hehehe


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/3/2005 9:30:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bladerunner5


quote:

ORIGINAL: WickedKev

~Stop hitting me you f**king bastard!



I don't have a specific safeword, as such, but anymore I tell people "if I can get 'Get away from me you motherf*cking sadistic coc&suc&er', then I'm probably not where either of us want me to be in terms of headspace.



Bladerunner

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"Haven't been in Gotham long, have you kid?"
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Um it was just meant as joke, light hearted thread so I gave a light hearted answer. I don't allow safe words when I Top or in my Domination.


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/4/2005 12:33:45 AM   
Synocense


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Status: offline 		Armageddon - oh lordie, that is hilarious! If it were my safeword, I'm afraid it would do no good. Thinking on the gerbil, I'd be laughing too hard to utter it and not taken serious!

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/4/2005 1:46:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Synocense

Armageddon - oh lordie, that is hilarious! If it were my safeword, I'm afraid it would do no good. Thinking on the gerbil, I'd be laughing too hard to utter it and not taken serious!



So...did the gerbil get a safeword?

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/4/2005 12:04:04 PM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/4/2005 1:27:11 PM   
Indigoandkarbon


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/4/2005 2:45:34 PM   
MstrHellsFury


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Status: offline 		I normally wouldn't be on a thread this old..but since it's still active..at a recent munch..and this is the gods honest truth...during a playful sceneing session...a very new couple to the group wanted to ..you know ..show their stuff....now here's the fun part of this...

he's showing off his OTK expertizee...and she says....NUT & HONEY....well he's still spanking and says..what did you say...she repeats...Nut & HONEY...so he continues....

she put her hand on her butt and shouts as loud as she can STOP...he asks why she didn't just use the safe word...she said..I did...twice...

he says I heard you say something but when I aksed you you said NOTHING HONEY...we all broke out laughing...

I think next time they do a scene...a better safe word will be...STOP


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/5/2005 12:34:12 AM   
emptyminded2


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 5:21:52 AM   
MissViolet72


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Status: offline 		I once had someone who wanted to play quite hard, they said the safeword was to be 'cheese' unfortunately when the time came he couldn't decide whether to code or not and couldn't get his words out and just kept saying 'cheesus!''cheesus!'

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 6:45:31 AM   
LadyJC


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I believe it's spelled, Supercalifragilistikexpialidocious....but I'm not positive, so don't quote me on that one.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 11:05:50 AM   
Destinysskeins


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Previous Safeword - Strawberry (came out Raspberry when i used it)

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 12:09:45 PM   
night101owl


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 3:14:40 PM   
tade


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Status: offline 		Knew I would find someone that knew about Armageddon. Nice to know I'm not the only freak in town.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 6:07:35 PM   
spicybrains


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The story I heard is that this was a phrase uttered by a large, imposing man to an overly touchy-feely Dominant woman. From what I understand, she stepped away.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/7/2005 6:53:42 PM   
buffiyum


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Status: offline 		well.... once just before easter i got confused on things and while being cropped a 'jesus h christ' fell outta my mouth.
Since that was not 'red' (the agreed upon safeword) and the Sir was not religious, it was ignored and the crop continued to fall (rather heavily, if the girl recall it right).
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/8/2005 12:23:41 AM   
NEOkDOM


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/8/2005 2:01:19 AM   
Dr24


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quote:

More a funny situation than funny safeword. i was once given a safeword and a gag. go figure.


Ok but really what actually happens inthis situation? If you're gagged and really want them to stop?

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 9/8/2005 9:16:57 AM   
Veav


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Status: offline 		Traditionally, a grunted rhythm, some sort of hand signal or a token held in one hand that gets dropped. Let's not get off-topic though... funny safewords!

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