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Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 12:10:28 PM   
sirguym


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Status: offline 		I remarked over dinner tonight, that most of the ladies I know have a male voice set on their Sat Nav, whereas most men I know have a lady's voice.

My partner remarked, 'That's not always true, **** is a woman, and has a girl's voice! on her Sat Nav."

We all knew **** is lesbian.

My reply, "Point proven!"

Is it universal, if you have one of these devices?
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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 12:13:58 PM   
DarkDaddyZ


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Status: offline 		I think it depends.  Mine has a female voice but a good friend of mine who is straight also has a female voice on her's as well. So I guesss it depends.


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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 12:29:11 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I'm so out of the loop. What on earth is a Sat Nav?

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 12:43:03 PM   
tearfulsurrender


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Status: offline 		It is Satellite Navigation for those who are not gadget geeks..

I have a female voice on mine, im a gal and mostly straight.

~~tearful

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 12:57:06 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		I've noticed this pattern too.  I chose the female voice on mine.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 1:03:51 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		giggles ... there are websites where you can download celebrity or joke voices for your sat nav ... I got one of my good mates a very hot sounding woman who orders you to "ride me for 300 yards, then turn left" and stuff .... the closer you get to your destination ,,,, the closer she sounds to orgasm, and you should hear what happens when you arrive at your destination!

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 1:07:04 PM   
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giggles ... there are websites where you can download celebrity or joke voices for your sat nav ... I got one of my good mates a very hot sounding woman who orders you to "ride me for 300 yards, then turn left" and stuff .... the closer you get to your destination ,,,, the closer she sounds to orgasm, and you should hear what happens when you arrive at your destination!


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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 1:41:02 PM   
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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 1:50:07 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		I have a small child's voice...That's not creepy is it?

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 1:59:22 PM   
BeingChewsie


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Status: offline 		I use the female voice and R uses the female voice. I just like it better than the male voice. I can't make a connection to our relationship style choice and that though.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 2:06:24 PM   
KindLadyGrey


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Status: offline 		I turn all the voices off. STFU stupid annoying thing! I can read the directions on the screen perfectly well!

What does that say about my preferences?

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 2:26:39 PM   
ownedgirlie


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Status: offline 		I don't have one.  But my aunt & uncle named theirs Shirley, which I thought was hilarious.

Master's has a female voice too, but I don't think he named her, lol.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 2:31:59 PM   
SirJohnMandevill


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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

I don't have one.  But my aunt & uncle named theirs Shirley, which I thought was hilarious.

Master's has a female voice too, but I don't think he named her, lol.


I'm a Dom, and reprogrammed mine for a male American voice. Does that mean I'm secretly gay???

(Oh, and I call my unit --no, the GARMIN, silly! -- "Herman")

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 3:31:53 PM   
wisteriaV


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Status: offline 		Master doesnt use a SatNav we use a computer program and print stuff out and I read it as he drives..I have a female voice btw.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 4:16:59 PM   
LaMspeach


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If I had a SAT NAV I would want Master voice on it. I can here Him now “Go North at the Corner, Bitch. ummm that mean left, Bitch... * deep sighs*  the other left like towards the 7-eleven "
 
Did I mention I am directionally challenged?
 
Whispers to the wacky one i still have fond memories of 9th street.
 

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 4:24:55 PM   
marieToo


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Status: offline 		I chose the American female's voice on mine.  I like it. The only thing that bothers me is that she sounds irritated when she says "Recalculating".  There's no reason for her to get frustrated with me just cuz I missed a turn for christ sake.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 5:21:58 PM   
FirmhandKY


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Status: offline 		Female voice.

The most irrating sound in the world is "Off Route. Recalculating Route."

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 5:28:00 PM   
Misstoyou


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Status: offline 		It's not surprising that my voice-activated Sat Nav is much more fun with a male voice responding to my instructions.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 5:35:18 PM   
ownedgirlie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMspeach


If I had a SAT NAV I would want Master voice on it. I can here Him now “Go North at the Corner, Bitch. ummm that mean left, Bitch... * deep sighs*  the other left like towards the 7-eleven "
 
Did I mention I am directionally challenged?
 
Whispers to the wacky one i still have fond memories of 9th street.
 


LMAO!!!!   Now that's a great idea!!! 

who could forget 9th street, lol.

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RE: Which do you have on your Sat Nav? - 12/22/2007 9:55:49 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		I don't need a satnav system.
I know how to read a map.

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