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Blues thread - 12/30/2007 4:34:38 PM

LadyEllen

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right - I'm pissed up on Bailey's, and I have the guitar at the ready

What I need now (cause I'm far too drunk to do it myself) are some blues lyrics.

You know the sort of thing - "I woke up this morning, my dog was dead," etc

The naughtier the better

thanks

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RE: Blues thread - 12/30/2007 4:38:32 PM

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"God has a sense of humor, but it's often rather crude
What He thinks is a howler, you or I would say is rude
But cursing Him is not a real productive attitude
Just laugh -- you might as well, my friend, 'cause either way you're screwed"

(From "Callahan's Legacy" by Spider Robinson)

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RE: Blues thread - 12/30/2007 4:42:09 PM

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very good Suleiman - just about fits, thanks!

but I want naughty, disgusting, depraved, filthy lyrics

you know, the sort of thing I can sing at family gatherings

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RE: Blues thread - 12/30/2007 4:46:14 PM

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Ah, my mistake, sorry. Let me see if I can come up with something...

My lover don't beat me...

...she don't let me beg...

...she leaves me in a nilla room to...

...dry hump her leg... I've got the...

Smart Alec Blues

I'm tryin to deserve it baby but...

she just won't play

(tag - someone else needs to pick up the next verse)

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RE: Blues thread - 12/30/2007 5:14:44 PM

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Woke up this morning
I'd never have guessed
That I'd been sedated
And not for no jest
Looked under the covers
It was quite a mess
Cause while I was out of it
They'd given me SRS

Ah got them, neovagina
Bandaged painful SRS blues

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