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Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 11:35:40 AM   
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     Hell, I've had gay intercourse with hundreds of men: blowjobs, bukkake trains, fisting, frottage, felching, ass-play, S&M...........................................and I didn't like any of it.  Let's face it - I've simultaneously taken on seven well-endowed hispanic men  in the steam-room of the San Diego YMCA, and I didn't feel even a modicum of pleasure.  It's just not my thing."

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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 11:47:13 AM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 11:50:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm guessing we won't find any of these quotes with Google.

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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 11:52:06 AM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 11:56:38 AM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 12:06:00 PM   
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                   -Tom Cruise to Justin Timberlake in the steam-room of the San Diego YMCA

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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 12:23:43 PM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 2:19:14 PM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 2:34:39 PM   
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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 3:12:24 PM   
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I'm guessing we won't find any of these quotes with Google.


You will in two weeks. Give the Google creepy WebCrawler some time to do its work Mr Level.


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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 4:26:17 PM   
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My movie won't be easy to digest; it'll be more like one of those really difficult bowel movements that don't just ooze out all docile and complacent-like.  The ones you really have to force out with Herculean peristylsis, the ones that rip, tear and burn like that really spicy curry Chicken Madras you ordered at Gateway to India, and then excused yourself for an forty-five agonizing minutes...............that's how I need my magnum opus to touch the audience.

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RE: Hollywood Quotes - 2/23/2008 6:26:22 PM   
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                           -Amy Winehouse's acceptance speech, on Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards.

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