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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/28/2008 10:41:27 PM

Nineveh

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I'm a slut,not a whore. Know the difference!

I do, you are not getting paid afterwards.

*grin*

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/28/2008 11:50:26 PM

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Your bare white ass cannot be any whiter than wenchies bare white ass (pause for a moment while we savor that visual)... cmon Stephan, show us da goods!

Cali

i did warn you that sunglasses would be needed to view my bare ass..

Notice the highlighted part, Wenchie....something I fully agree with!

GT - once again you have spoken one of life's universal truths kid. Such wisdom.

And yet ..... perhaps the word "savour" lacks the potency of expression, the uplifting spiritual power, of the word we need to describe our emotional state in relation to wenchie's ass in its unclothed state.

Shakespeare would have found the right word of course, indeed would have written a sonnet about wenchie's ass had he been fortunate enough to encounter it.

Cali (dear Cali) has tried to express our joy at being in the same world as wenchie's ass and GT too, in rapturous agreement, has joined with her; I myself have not been introduced (to Cali, GT or indeed wenchie's ass) yet I feel a powerful kindred spirit - I too know that a world without wenchie's ass is a duller, poorer world.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/28/2008 11:56:01 PM

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Sundowner, please shoosh. There will be no gratuitous nakidity thank you. If you wish to act on Stephans behalf, please provide a nudie shot of yourself to all posters. A nudie shot of you is NOT classed as gratuitous nakidity. Mostly because I said so.

MM - good manners require that one never does anything (gratuitous or otherwise) which will upset the servants or frighten the horses.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 12:06:32 AM

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~blushing~ Well there are three of you in here that can do that now... LOL

~smooches~ Thank you GT! i do believe my cheeks are on fire, they must be considering how much heat they are putting out.

Oh great!

We're here politely msging about interesting things, wenchie's off scening and getting her sexy white ass beaten till the cheeks feel on fire.

And then she posts to tell us about it - how inconsiderate is that?

(Mind you if you want to savour, savour the image of wenchie's bare white ass reddened from a powerful yet caring beating. Sheesh but this one-handed typing is awkward).

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 1:06:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: Nineveh

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I'm a slut,not a whore. Know the difference!

I do, you are not getting paid afterwards.

*grin*

Well, I do insist on a pricey dinner. At least for the first date. I'm easy, but not cheap!

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 1:56:47 AM

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Sundowner, please shoosh. There will be no gratuitous nakidity thank you. If you wish to act on Stephans behalf, please provide a nudie shot of yourself to all posters. A nudie shot of you is NOT classed as gratuitous nakidity. Mostly because I said so.

MM - good manners require that one never does anything (gratuitous or otherwise) which will upset the servants or frighten the horses.

The horses are in the stable and the staff have been given the night off. Now get naked and start snapping.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 11:59:54 AM

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No faery, see, here's the thing (doncha hate when they say "here's the thing"??)... I really AM a slut. With men AND women. See, you've been stalking wenchie so long you haven't noticed.

Jeff knows, and he told Ron (in an intimate moment that we don't want the details to), who told Level, and I'm pretty sure Focus got the memo, and CreativeDominant, and Stephann (who I think whispered it to Merc), and RedMagic, who told Sundowner, who stood on his boat and shouted it over to BadOne on another boat, and Skully was trolling for babes on the pier at the time, so he heard it, and he slipped a note to TallDark, who shot a paper airplane to Les (the Mandeville dude), who thought it was a real airplane headed for him, so he blasted it out of the sky into a million little bits of confetti.

So check your doorstep for confetti.

Cali

~checks the paperwork on my desk, smiles~ yep, I DID get the memo. cali is indeed a slut...she says so, right here...~points~

But...but...but...where are my slut pix?

I try to be a slut...sighs...I am just too angelic, I guess.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 3:37:51 PM

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The horses are in the stable and the staff have been given the night off. Now get naked and start snapping.

I spend the winter in the Algarve MM and it's been sunny and I'm now brown. Mostly. Do you wanna see my white bit?

(Enough demand and I might - just might - come across if you're nice)

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 3:40:25 PM

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I have a feeling it's not the white bit we're thinking it is.

Cali
(mumble mumble... was that a flash of.... mumble mumble... didn't see... any white)

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 3:47:34 PM

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Do you wanna see my white bit?

umm...i can't speak for MM, but if You're offering...just saying...not opposed to receiving cock pics in my cmail, or anything....

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 4:03:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
(mumble mumble... was that a flash of.... mumble mumble... didn't see... any white)

Don't try to talk when you're giving a blowjob kid - get on with the job please.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:19:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Hang on a mo. Wenchie, are you flashing ya bits and didn't tell me???? Thanks a lot!!

*goes off grumbling no one ever tells me nuffin* :(

awwwwww You have mail Miss M! Would not do to forget the lady with the sexy as hell eyes.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:26:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Oh great!

We're here politely msging about interesting things, wenchie's off scening and getting her sexy white ass beaten till the cheeks feel on fire.

And then she posts to tell us about it - how inconsiderate is that?

(Mind you if you want to savour, savour the image of wenchie's bare white ass reddened from a powerful yet caring beating. Sheesh but this one-handed typing is awkward).

Sorry to make you type one handed for nothing, but i was referring to the fact that i was blushing and could feel the heat from my cheeks, the UPPER ones!

The beating will not come until next weekend, so i'll save the posting about it until then

Had to add... a world without wenchie's ass is a world that is slightly less blindingly white! Better or worse, you decide.

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:30:00 PM

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it would be a poorer world, indeed, without your lovely ass, wenchie!

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:34:31 PM

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awwwwww thank you GT! Though personally i would say that applies to YOUR sexy ass!

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:36:51 PM

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I think I went from seriously making someone's day to crushing it in the space of maybe 60 seconds. All unintentional, of course.

Yesterday I was in the parking lot of a large hardware store (not Dom Depot). I'm on the phone with my ex (who I swear really needs serious meds), who is insisting that he has a right to know who I've been intimate with. Um, no, buddy, you don't have a right to that info. He starts making wild accusations and I started agreeing with him, just because it tortures him.

I'm in this large parking lot, there's some cars around, but I'm parked a bit far away from the doors, and every now and then I look around to make sure no one is near. I see NO ONE.

So I'm agreeing with the ex, remember? I've pretty much lost all patience when I blurt out, "You're right! I was a SLUT when you met me, I was a SLUT when you married me, and I was a SLUT when I left you! You know that I'm a SLUT so get over it!" I hear a cough and I turn to see a guy walking by, with this look on his face that was a mixture of curiosity, interest, and perhaps a little fear.

So I put my hand over the cell phone, and kinda whisper to the guy, "I'm not really a slut" and he looks absolutely crestfallen and says "oh", in a very sad way, and he walks on.

Cali

(I've always had a certain fondness to sluts).

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:47:58 PM

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maybe he is driving a truck now and he thought he dialed a "lot wizard whose voice sounds like yours !

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 6:49:59 PM

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maybe he is driving a truck now and he thought he dialed a "lot wizard whose voice sounds like yours !

psst..lot LIZARD... just sayin'....

(I used to drive trucks for a living...)

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 9:48:20 PM

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I would like to make an announcement.

I have now seen Miss Wenchies posterior and it is every bit as beautiful as the rest of her. A truly magnificent, milk white, soft and silky bottom.

So to those who were not so lucky, suck eggs!!!!

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RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me - 2/29/2008 9:50:37 PM

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*envious of miss magnolia*

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