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A little boy is standing in his front yard, surrounded by all the neighborhood kids... Sticking his thumbs in his waistband, he declares: "I KNOW EVERYTHING!!" All the kids are duly impressed. He repeats it.. " I know EVERYTHING!!!" one of the neighbor girls says, "ok, if you know everything, then what is a PENIS??" The boy scratches his head... runs inside his house. His daddy had just stepped out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around his waist. "daddy! daddy!" says the boy. "yes son?" replies Daddy. "daddy? What's a PENIS?" daddy smiles, removes his towel and points././/"THIS, my son, is a penis... and a PERECT example, I might add!" The boy runs back out to the front yard.. once again, he proclaims... " I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!" the smartass girl says.."Oh yeah? so what is a penis?" The boy drops his shorts, and points............. "THIS is a penis.. and if it was 2 inches shorter, it would be PERFECT!"
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