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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 5:21:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me".  I said it to my boss last week.  Now she slips glances at my groin.  Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...?



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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 5:27:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

Dear Cali,

I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me".  I said it to my boss last week.  Now she slips glances at my groin.  Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...?




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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 6:47:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

Dear Cali,

I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me".  I said it to my boss last week.  Now she slips glances at my groin.  Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...?



Live by the blow job, die by the blow job.....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 6:55:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus
I have a bad habit of telling people to "blow me".  I said it to my boss last week.  Now she slips glances at my groin.  Should this concern me, since I would rather be shoved off of a cliff than get oral from her...?


Oh noooo, this shouldn't concern you at all.  Just keep an eye on your coffee cup at all times, and if she ever offers you a drink, ask her if she knows what the term "roofies" means.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 6:59:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
I have been conversing with an online (vanilla, as far as I can tell)

The question I have is this:  is there anything I could do which won't cause me to yell out "holy flying fudge buttmonkeys over Mars, Batman!" and embarass myself the next time he comes to visit?


Well, "vanilla" is your first mistake, but if you must go there... I'm confused why you think you should even HAVE the opportunity to say anything, since your mouth should be full.  You are teetering extremely close to dereliction of duty.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 7:10:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		*gasp* How did i miss that?  Thank you, oh great Queen!  i shall endeavor to make ends meet next time and, secondly, he has mentioned he likes handcuffs, so i shall see what other information i can discern from him when i talk to him next.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/13/2008 7:19:05 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/15/2008 10:43:40 AM   
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Dear Cali

It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/15/2008 11:10:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you?


Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium.  This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:24:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
It looks as though you've solved all the world's problems; what is the secret of your success? How can I be like you?


Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium.  This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction.

Cali



This is scary. When I read your reply and got to the bit where you say "face to... uhhhhh" I had a momentary vision of a lady placing her face close to a man's .... er naughty bits! And briefly I had a period of uncontrollable excitement at the thought! <goes red with embarrassment>

How can I control these inappropriate thoughts?

Wannabe

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 8:45:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
quote:


Alas, I cannot adequately convey the intricate subtleties of my secrets by use of the written medium.  This requires face to... uhhhhh.... FACE interaction.

This is scary. When I read your reply and got to the bit where you say "face to... uhhhhh" I had a momentary vision of a lady placing her face close to a man's .... er naughty bits! And briefly I had a period of uncontrollable excitement at the thought! <goes red with embarrassment>


Ahem.  Who is to say that is not what I meant?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 8:49:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali...

know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job?

signed:

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 8:53:39 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job?


Unfortunately no.  My job-blowing-contacts are strictly in the US.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 8:53:45 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 8:59:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
know anyone in the UK I can blow for a job?


Unfortunately no.  My job-blowing-contacts are strictly in the US.

Cali



well, shithelldamn.

Adrian......... you SLUT!! LOL

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 9:02:49 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 9:19:54 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:06:54 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Can a woman contract the flu from swallowing after giving a blowjob?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:17:31 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus
Can a woman contract the flu from swallowing after giving a blowjob?


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the influenza virus lives in the warm, moist environment of the respiratory tract, not the warm, moist environment of the reproductive tract. 

So the answer is no.  Unless it was a typo and your question was really, "can a woman contract followthru from swallowing" in which case, the answer is yes.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/16/2008 2:22:36 PM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I am leaving in the morning for 10 days with the man.  I am having trouble deciding what clothes to pack.  Any advice? 

subsuzy

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