FukinTroll
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Joined: 2/6/2007 From: Under a bridge Status: offline
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Dear Cali, I was thinking about this girl... you don't know her, I'm sure... anyway, I was hoping to get some advice on her big 50 b-day present. I made a list an everythin... actually, it was a friend of a friend... you don't know the guy. I am sure it was the friend of a friends, roommates cousin from collages girlfriends uncles best buddy. Yep, that is it. Porsche Manor in the South of France Villa in Hawaii The longer the list got the more it occurred to me... him, even... just how superfluous material things were. I, well, he settled on a gift that would keep on giving and made a new list. Private Detective... $5,590.00 (just in case she hides out for that b-day) Satalite tracking devices... $4,782.00 (just in case she spontaneously flees from the b-day) Birthday bash (air travel for her friends included)... $16,897.00 (just to get everyone to the b-day, hideout or not) Resort rent (all rooms all floors)... $27,345.00 Spanish flies... $234.00 Frozen Margaretta... $15.50 Sabotaged condom... $3.50 Knocking her up for her 50th b-day... Priceless. For all the evil shit you want to do TrollCard can get you there. Is there, on the off chance, anything I missed in the latter list? I mean, I missed that he showed me that I probably could've helped him with... better... maybe. Signed Sadistic Sperm Donor's friend of a friend
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