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GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 6:02:49 PM)

*smooches the gorgeous tulip*




Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 6:04:49 PM)

Dear Cali,

My spankin arm is completely dead, and I am too worn out for my own good, any suggestions?




lronitulstahp -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 6:14:31 PM)

*smooches the lovely little GT* then hugs her and and shares some giggly girly talk....




Gwynvyd -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 6:18:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Is there a toy You don't know about???????
~amazed slut


Well I am The Gizmo Queen.......

Muhahahahahaahhaaaa

Gwyn




sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 7:00:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Dear Cali,

My spankin arm is completely dead, and I am too worn out for my own good, any suggestions?


[sm=boohoo.gif]




LadyRainfire -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 7:07:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Is there a toy You don't know about???????
~amazed slut


Well I am The Gizmo Queen.......

Muhahahahahaahhaaaa

Gwyn


Are we gonna see that in your sig line now, Gwyn? [:D]




LadyRainfire -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 7:11:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
What's the going hourly rate for getting someone to treat you like crap?


I didn't realize marriage had an hourly rate.  Who knew?

Cali


Cali, Daddy says to let you know ""Yes.  It's called, 'alimony'.  Think of it as back pay."  

(I never got any alimony, let alone the child support I was owed but oh well.......)





sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 8:52:19 PM)

Dear Cali -

I want to get a job doing something I love, but they call it solicitation... what's a girl to do?

poor and passionless




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 8:53:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
My spankin arm blah blah blah (deleted thinly disguised bragging about the good time he had)


Wimp.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/10/2008 8:56:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
I want to get a job doing something I love, but they call it solicitation... what's a girl to do?


Just call it a tribute dear, not a fee.

[sm=duck.gif]

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 7:51:56 AM)

 


[sm=writing.gif]  Dear Cali

I'm all alone in the writing room composing this; i.e. I am not beating a beautiful submissive.

Does this mean I'm a failed Dom - how do I become more successful?

Needy




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 8:01:47 AM)

*pokes SD*




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 1:19:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I'm all alone in the writing room composing this; i.e. I am not beating a beautiful submissive.  Does this mean I'm a failed Dom - how do I become more successful?


Well, way back when, I said my dream job was to be your personal assistant.  If you had taken me up on that, you wouldn't be writing that letter, you would be dictating it to me.

How to become more successful...
1.  Slap GT so she stops poking you. 
2.  Consider good advice a bit longer before dismissing it as impractical.

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 1:27:04 PM)

HEY!@
I only poke him to get his attention!!




Daddysredhead -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 1:29:45 PM)

[sm=AttentionWhore.gif]     ROFLMAO!!!!!!!  




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 1:37:42 PM)

Greedy --->  [sm=poke.gif]  <--- SunDude

Greedy --->  [sm=crop.gif]   <--- SunDude


Geez, now I'm writing picture books.

Cali




Daddysredhead -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 1:40:57 PM)

But you're writing it in the most pleasing color, font and picture style.  [;)]




xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 5:42:49 PM)

Dear Cali:

My Honey Master makes me do real household chores, and even yard work. Isn't there a law against this, somewhere?

Thanks,

overworked and under...erm...well...you know...




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 7:47:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

But you're writing it in the most pleasing color, font and picture style.  [;)]


Why thank you most kindly, you sweet, adorable lady.  Nice to see someone who knows the way things are.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 7:48:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
My Honey Master makes me do real household chores, and even yard work. Isn't there a law against this, somewhere?


If there isn't, there should be.  It's taking time away from more important things, like blowjobs.

Cali




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