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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 4:41:56 PM   
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dang after reading that hot story I forget what I wanted

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 7:25:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
My question is that I have never met a white girl that could do this.  Actually, I have only had a few black lovers that could get my balls, or one them at least, into their mouth.  That whole ass licking thing was an exclusive experience with that Cajun girl.  Is this something only Cajun girls can do?  Was that Cajun girl truly part snake from some Bayou Voodoo experiment? 


Ahhh, good old Love Potion Number 9.  It was all an illusion my friend, and it is still affecting you to this day (now THAT is some staying power).  How can I be so sure?  I have yet to meet a man of ANY color that I could not get at least one, and sometimes, two, of his balls into my mouth.

By the way, did this cajun chick resemble the dead voodoo priestess from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie?  Next time, Love, check for a pulse.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 3:59:25 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:04:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

*checks to see if your jaw unhinges*


According to my ex husband, the answer to that is, "yes it does, just like it does in the animal version of the anaconda."  I roll my eyes and tell him that we don't actually "unhinge" our jaws, they just aren't connected as in humans. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:06:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ahh pfft, it isn't so hard to get both balls in your mouth - if you chew long and hard enogh.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:06:22 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:07:26 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:09:28 PM   
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FREAKING FANGS!



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:39:30 PM   
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(who is sure the fangs are far enough apart for things to slide in between them)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:41:09 PM   
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*does a very Domly pout and stamps his little - err, big Domly foot*

[So you're saying I should tickle your tonsils...assuming you have any?]




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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:45:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have one tonsil.  The surgeon didn't get the memo on the "two for one special", apparently.

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(before everybody writes me, yes, I know you always remove both tonsils.  However, in 1967 the surgeon did a cruddy job and did not remove the second one completely.  There is enough of it present that when I see a new doc they always ask, "did you know you only have one tonsil?")


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:49:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Normally I'd take that as a yes, but please...1967?  Were you even born then?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:52:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was 3 years old in 1967.  Now let me get back to my rockin' chair, you young whippersnapper!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/23/2008 4:54:45 PM   
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Resident Sadist:  The problem is that I would like several of them to visit but in my limited poly experience, I have never had that many girls at once.  What is the maximum number of girls that can give a blow job at once?



Answer 1:  for you poor limited souls with only one penis, 3.

Answer 2:  women who can give you a blow job at the same time?   3.  Women who can mindfuck you at the same time?  anyone with more than 3 exes knows its more than 3.

This sort of question brings to mind the old boy scout campfire question:  If you had a 9" penis growing out of your forehead, how much of it could you see when you glanced upward?

Answer:  NONE.  You'd have two big balls hanging in front of your eyes, dummy.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 1:39:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
I have yet to meet a man of ANY color that I could not get at least one, and sometimes, two, of his balls into my mouth.
Cali



  Dear Cali

Why am I feeling strangely aroused?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 5:54:46 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 8:51:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Why am I feeling strangely aroused?


Cuz you're a man.  And no, I don't want to know what part of this arousal is "strange".

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 10:09:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*tacklemolests Wenchie*   I MISSED YOU!


yummmmmmmm  ~molestsfondlesgropeskisses the hot GT!~

i MISSED YOU TOOOOO sexy!  my wenchie cave was nice, but getting groped by hot people is far more enticing!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 11:07:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
[snip] Is this something only Cajun girls can do?  Was that Cajun girl truly part snake from some Bayou Voodoo experiment? 

Ahhh, good old Love Potion Number 9.  It was all an illusion my friend, and it is still affecting you to this day (now THAT is some staying power).  How can I be so sure?  I have yet to meet a man of ANY color that I could not get at least one, and sometimes, two, of his balls into my mouth.

By the way, did this cajun chick resemble the dead voodoo priestess from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie?  Next time, Love, check for a pulse.

Cali

The little Cajun slavechick didn’t resemble the voodoo priestess from the movie.  But now that you mention it, I can’t remember ever seeing her when there wasn’t a full moon… hmmmm?

So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 

(…. I wanted to say, “didn’t happen unless there is a pic” but it’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature or Oral Oracles. I really just wanted the pic)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 11:26:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 


So now you're saying it has to be at the same time?  Sheesh. Way to change the question.  Although the answer to that one is "sometimes".

And the "attractive" thing... no, as a matter of fact, you haven't. Ahem.

Cali


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