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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 5:23:48 PM

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This is the first time one of these goofy internet 'personality tests' hit the target. Dang. Pisces.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 5:28:27 PM

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You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying. Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride. No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you. You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity. You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt. You have the tendency to be promiscious. You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds. You'll try anything and try it often. You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing. Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys. Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse. It's a challenge to keep up with you... And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover. You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

What's with the guy-guy-girl thing? I've NEVER done that one. Don't want to. Done girl-girl-guy, and girl-girl-girl, but guy-guy-girl doesn't really hold much interest for me. Up to that, it was right on.

Also- who needs shaving when there's laser hair removal?

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 5:37:06 PM

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Yup, it got my sun sign correct, Cancer. i have no idea what my rising sign (or any other aspect of my astro chart) is

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet. Frequent sex seems to calm you down. But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style. You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex. 'What is your Sex Sign?'
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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 5:58:36 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!

Taurus is my Birthday sign too. Cool, though I have to say that the last line is a hard limit for me lol no golden showers yuck lol

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 7:09:10 PM

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You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.

Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.

You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.

Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.

You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks.

You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 8:18:40 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're fierce, forceful, and dominant. Lovers leave your bedroom with a few scratches and bites - if they're lucky! You're a born performer and totally hot. Everyone begs to be your slave.

Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style. You are always at the center of attention. Heads turn when you enter a room. You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive.

You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking. You're totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed.

You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure. You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse. You like to play the dominant role in S & M games.

One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism. You adored being watched during sex. (Have a cam in your bedroom yet?)

First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.

Sexy strip tease?
Sparkly thong?
Prolonged oral sex?
Jeez...Even I wanna fuck Me now!

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 10:54:47 PM

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You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying. Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride. No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you. You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity. You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt. You have the tendency to be promiscious. You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds. You'll try anything and try it often. You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing. Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys. Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse. It's a challenge to keep up with you... And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover. You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

I have no objection to guy-girl-girl threesomes or girl-girl-girl ones for that matter!

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 11:02:37 PM

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geez, am I the only Aquarius? lol

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/14/2008 11:07:25 PM

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 6:19:05 AM

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PISCES }-*> (it's supposed to be a fish)

You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination.
You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play.
Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress. 
Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned.
You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life.
You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player. 
You love to be seduced in the most tender ways -
And can seduce others according to their fantasies.
You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity. 
You are moody, and you can get wounded easily.
Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it.
Few can resit your capcity for love. 
You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types.
Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies.
You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim. 
You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed.
You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon.
You love being swept off your feet.</td></tr>
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my sun sign is a leo though pretty accurate except the physically energetic part, i'm typically found bouncing around

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 9:05:58 AM

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If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is stormy and explosive. You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!

I am agreeing with Kirren it has got to be the Italian in me...... My actual sign is pisces..... Some of this is incorrect in regards to me but most fits....

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 10:59:19 AM

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I'm Gemini also...seems to be quite a few of us.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 10:59:30 AM

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You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.

You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.

You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love.

You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.

You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed. You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon. You love being swept off your feet.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 12:02:17 PM

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I never took the test 'cos I know I am a Virgo who is too sensitive.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/15/2008 10:53:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

What's with the guy-guy-girl thing? I've NEVER done that one. Don't want to. Done girl-girl-guy, and girl-girl-girl, but guy-guy-girl doesn't really hold much interest for me. Up to that, it was right on.

Also- who needs shaving when there's laser hair removal?

Yeah I guess the quiz maker got way the hell too specific there. I am more of a girl girl maybe a guy thing... ( that is our house make up anyways)

totaly not knocking a guy guy girl thing.. well as long as it is all about *me* anyways... LOL

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 4:26:51 AM

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You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet. Frequent sex seems to calm you down. But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style. You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

Huh...and I'm a Libra. It is dead on, though...go figure.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:36:43 AM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying. Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride. No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you. You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity. You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt. You have the tendency to be promiscious. You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds. You'll try anything and try it often. You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing. Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys. Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse. It's a challenge to keep up with you... And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover. You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

And I was worried I wouldn't wind up with my actual sign as my sex sign!

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:41:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

I never took the test 'cos I know I am a Virgo who is too sensitive.

Gawd noooo...

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:57:25 AM

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You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet. Frequent sex seems to calm you down. But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style. You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

interesting and accurate and my sign is Cancer as well...

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 9:43:53 AM

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Your Sex Sign is...