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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 9:57:45 AM

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Yeah!

Leo

You're fierce, forceful, and dominant. Lovers leave your bedroom with a few scratches and bites - if they're lucky! You're a born performer and totally hot. Everyone begs to be your slave.

Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style. You are always at the center of attention. Heads turn when you enter a room. You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive.

You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking. You're totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed.

You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure. You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse. You like to play the dominant role in S & M games.

One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism. You adored being watched during sex. (Have a cam in your bedroom yet?)

First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.

Grrrrrrrrrrr

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 10:23:56 AM

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My sex sign says "on your knees, slave."

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 12:58:03 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular!

Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce.

Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more.

There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opposite sex and that the third is same sex.

Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.

You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!

hmmmm.....some of the above is spot on, and some of it, um....not so much. I'm going to make darn sure my Sir doesn't read this!!

By the way, I was born under the sign of a Libra.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:38:04 PM

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You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!

awww shucks..now y'all know..

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:49:14 PM

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A GEMINII? Moi??

It's the guy-guy-girl thing that did it. This quiz writer knows of my DP fantasy that will NEVER HAPPEN because getting two guys together? Yeah, good luck with that.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:54:55 PM

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Gemini....... mm hmm

You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!
Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.
Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you. You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.
You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 8:56:50 PM

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/16/2008 10:18:57 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular!

Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce.

Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more.

There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opposite sex and that the third is same sex.

Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.

You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/17/2008 12:05:50 AM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.

You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.

You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love.

You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.

You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed. You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon. You love being swept off your feet.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/17/2008 12:07:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Your Sex Sign is...

First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.

Bbbut, my birthday is in virgo.

When is the next show? .. and are tickets still available?

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/17/2008 7:28:48 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

Treat you with respect and you'll give your lover incredible sex - night after night. While you're a bit old fashioned, you're a sexual expert. If someone is serious about wanting you for keeps, you won't let him or her down... (but you will go down!)

Virgo, you are strikingly attractive - with the best legs and firmest ass of the Zodiac!

More than anything, you must be treated with respect - no one night stands, no quickies in the back of a car. You consider lovemaking an event, and you will spend hours creating the perfect scene for love: Perfumed sheets, wine, candlelight, lingerie....

No one can beat you for sexual know-how. You are a technical expert. You know all the places your lover wants to be touched... and you can arouse anyone with your tongue and hands.

You'll take special care to find out exactly what your lover likes best in bed. Sexually, you're a giver. And while you like to be posessed sexually, when you say 'no' - you mean it. You like to be a bottom, but you also like to call the shots.

Underneath your classy exterior, you are a wild sex-machine. You are an all night lover, and you seldom tire of giving and receiving sexual pleasure!Hmmm...

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/17/2008 9:34:10 PM

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Pisces

You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.

You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.

You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love.

You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.

You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed. You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon. You love being swept off your feet.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/18/2008 4:17:58 AM

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Your Sex Sign is...

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/18/2008 6:18:25 AM

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Oddly enough...

Your Sex Sign is...

You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!poenkitten

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/18/2008 6:29:29 AM

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Pisces... although I don't really agree with what they say about being the "victim." I don't think that's really me. It was the question about who's in charge that did it, I think. There were only two that I thought were for submissives (just my opinion). I just counted and there were seven answers for if you like being in charge. I thought that was interesting.

Fun quiz though.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/18/2008 6:54:08 AM

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Leo
You're fierce, forceful, and dominant.
Lovers leave your bedroom with a few scratches and bites - if they're lucky!
You're a born performer and totally hot.
Everyone begs to be your slave
Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style.
You are always at the center of attention.
Heads turn when you enter a room.
You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive. (nah)
You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking.
You're totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed.
You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure.
You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse.
You like to play the dominant role in S & M games. (duhh yeah)
One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism. (meh)
You adored being watched during sex. (Have a cam in your bedroom yet?) not true, but im not shy either
First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. (I prefer him to strip for me)
You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. (sparkles chafe, I hate the blooody things, I prefer the latex crotchless ones, ...dont have to remove them:))
You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex....(no to the mirrors)
Hmmmmmmmm some right some wrong, ....
Lucy

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/22/2008 6:56:49 PM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.

You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.

You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love.

You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.

You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed. You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon. You love being swept off your feet.

This is mine but not all the way me.....but has a lot of me in it.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/22/2008 7:48:46 PM

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my sex sign is.

kinda wierd , my sun sign is virgo. I don't see the connection.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/22/2008 10:55:06 PM

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Pisces, and the description is somewhat accurate. In more common astrology my sun sign is Leo, although it's hugely inaccurate for me.

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RE: What is your Sex Sign? - 3/23/2008 11:27:51 AM

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Your Sex Sign is...

You're fierce, forceful, and dominant. Lovers leave your bedroom with a few scratches and bites - if they're lucky! You're a born performer and totally hot. Everyone begs to be your slave.

Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style. You are always at the center of attention. Heads turn when you enter a room. You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive.

You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking. You're totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed.

You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure. You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse. You like to play the dominant role in S & M games.

One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism. You adored being watched during sex. (Have a cam in your bedroom yet?)

First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover. You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong. You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.

Fits Me to a Tee... Though I'm A Pisces in reality...

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