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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 10:57:50 AM

sirsholly

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I'll get back to you w/the good news once I can think of something that's good about having a teen-ager.

allow me:

-If they have to puke they usually head to the bathroom, as opposed to moms lap
-they do not get diaper rash
-Mom does not have to listen to the theme from Barney, over and over and over and..
-you will not smash your finger while buckling them into a car seat.
-surgical removal of a green jelly bean from their nose is not all in a days work
-they eat...like hogs...and rarely will you find a Twinkie crammed down the computer printer
-they do not wash their stuffed animals by putting them in the toilet, flushing, then having a fit when mom refuses to give em back
-they do not randomly push the phone buttons (385639117253) then pitch a tizzy because the poor tired dispatcher is not Grandma

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 10:59:11 AM

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I know, Bear, I know. It just bugs the crap out of me that friends and family are holding my decision against me and refusing to talk with me. I mean, I was 42 years old and been divorced for over 7 years! Did they think I was just going to hang around backwoods, rural Idaho doing literally nothing for the rest of my life?

(Ok, so maybe I would have but I met someone who is now the most important person in my life. Yet they can't give a reason as to why I shouldn't have come here. Except that I met him "online".... Phooey to that baloney!)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:01:08 AM

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Rain, Would it have been preferrable to meet in in a bar?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:04:51 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

allow me:

-If they have to puke they usually head to the bathroom, as opposed to moms lap
-they do not get diaper rash
-Mom does not have to listen to the theme from Barney, over and over and over and..
-you will not smash your finger while buckling them into a car seat.
-surgical removal of a green jelly bean from their nose is not all in a days work
-they eat...like hogs...and rarely will you find a Twinkie crammed down the computer printer
-they do not wash their stuffed animals by putting them in the toilet, flushing, then having a fit when mom refuses to give em back
-they do not randomly push the phone buttons (385639117253) then pitch a tizzy because the poor tired dispatcher is not Grandma

No, they:

- Hog the computer and printer all day and night, IM'ing friends
- Neglect homework for said "computer time".... "I'm doing my homework, Mom, honest!"
- Eat you out of house, home and property
- Blare what they call "music" from headphones or speakers at all hours of the day and night
- Hike your cellphone bill to $1000 and then say they didn't do it
- Then lose the 4th cellphone you just got them because they were out late last night and they can't remember where they had it last
- Bang the car up because they didn't look before turning the corner. Into the police car.
- Wear skimpy or ratty clothes and say that that's they're best outfit
- Have more piercings and tattoos than they can remember. Or count.
- Hang out with the "cool" kids or try to. The ones who have been in Juvi a number of times and have a record longer than OJ Simpson's.....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:06:21 AM

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Rain, Would it have been preferrable to meet in in a bar?

Perfectly acceptable - my family is a bunch of alcoholics. How do you think my mother met all her husbands? (At least 4 or 5 of them that I know of.....)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:09:50 AM

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As the Man-Whore posted.............

quote:

"oh hell Rain.....you made the best decision to move up here and being with the man that rocks your world big time! If kids, family and friends can't understand and see that....well they have the effin problem and not you".

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:10:12 AM

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Rain...i lost a few "family" members when i married my first husband, 30 yrs my senior and disabled. I did not ask for their blessing (why would i?) or their approval, but i did feel i had the right to have their support. And ya know what? I do not miss them at all.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:14:34 AM

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Heck, my family booted me off the Christmas card list when I started dating men of color. I wormed my way back into their good graces only to be booted out again by my MOTHER who's feelings were hurt because she wasn't invited to Hershey Park in July! She who HATES walking around in the heat, won't ride anything stopped talking to me even on my birthday & Holidays for 2 years because I told her it was just for my sister, her kids & me w/my grandum.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:17:34 AM

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Now that you mention it, maybe that's what pissed them all off. I just did it and said "oh, I'm moving to Canada and getting married." I didn't ask a single person's advice, including my mother's. I knew it was right for me and right for Lumus. Considering our ages, I didn't think I needed to ask anyone's permission.

(The only person that really mattered was my father and he's in 3rd stage alcohol dementia and dying. He still thinks I'm married to my first husband...)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 11:32:03 AM

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pfffffffft.. I'm here!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 1:54:46 PM

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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

Now that you mention it, maybe that's what pissed them all off. I just did it and said "oh, I'm moving to Canada and getting married." I didn't ask a single person's advice, including my mother's. I knew it was right for me and right for Lumus. Considering our ages, I didn't think I needed to ask anyone's permission.

(The only person that really mattered was my father and he's in 3rd stage alcohol dementia and dying. He still thinks I'm married to my first husband...)

When it's right, it's right. F*ck 'em. Tell 'em to grow up.

(sorry, I'm in a take no prisoners mood. See? sometimes I am not all sweetness and light....)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 1:56:22 PM

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And, Thanks, everyone for all the hugs. I can feel all your support and it really does help.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 2:28:25 PM

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I have a few close friend that are in kinda huff one admitted jealousy that they couldnt make me happy.
But I reminded them how much I had done to make them happen and well, that dont they think maybe just maybe I should get a turn too.

That kinda shut them up....

Whereas my family is all happy for me.
Go figure.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 3:45:51 PM

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I hate it that yall got so much to hate, and I cant catch up just yet.

I hate it that today was a day where all I wanted was Tequila, a loaded pistol with extra bullets, and a lil teeny drink umbrella to wear in my hair.

I hate it that I also had to add an ice cream sundae to that list, thus ruining the bad ass pissed off image I had.

I hate it that I have so much rage in me, I could probably get into a fist fight with someone right now and not feel an ounce of pain till Wednesday.

I hate it that I had the hangover from hell Sunday. Someone remind me to never do a power hour again while drinkin home made peach brandy?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:01:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Heck, my family booted me off the Christmas card list when I started dating men of color. I wormed my way back into their good graces only to be booted out again by my MOTHER who's feelings were hurt because she wasn't invited to Hershey Park in July! She who HATES walking around in the heat, won't ride anything stopped talking to me even on my birthday & Holidays for 2 years because I told her it was just for my sister, her kids & me w/my grandum.

Here's how to get them back. Tell them you've given up men of color...and have fallen passionately madly in love with ME!!!!! Tell them i have an addiction to pain meds, six kids, seven different fathers, i practice a sort of self-designed wiccan/pagan/jedi /santeria-based born-again judaism.We'll take some pics. Pick out matching kd lange haircuts, and tuxedos for our wedding in Massachusetts....

i bet they'll be glad if you're dating purple polka dotted men....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:06:50 PM

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I love you, Tulip.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:08:22 PM

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i love you too....

and send my best to His Hawtness....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:16:18 PM

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Tulip.. that was brilliant!!

*hugs and love to all who are hatin on things right now*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:46:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Here's how to get them back. Tell them you've given up men of color...and have fallen passionately madly in love with ME!!!!! Tell them i have an addiction to pain meds, six kids, seven different fathers, i practice a sort of self-designed wiccan/pagan/jedi /santeria-based born-again judaism.We'll take some pics. Pick out matching kd lange haircuts, and tuxedos for our wedding in Massachusetts....

i bet they'll be glad if you're dating purple polka dotted men....

Oh good gravy, add me to the adoration club, Tulip!!!!

That is wonderful!

(But have the ceremony up here with us - it's perfectly legal!) *hint, hint*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/23/2009 4:48:04 PM

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I hate it when this old man yells & snaps at me & is nice as pie to the sister who can't take care of him!! I just told him to stop yelling at me. He agreed, but he'll forget again. Why the heck do people yell at those they're dependent on anyway?? I can always just feckin walk outta here & go back to my real life yanno.

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