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lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 9:35:53 AM)
ROTFLMAO @ both GT and YDN! Pa. State Boyz can be alright, Virginia State guyz are no joke i tell ya! Herein lies my trick; when pulled over, i blame my children for everything, then with no remorse what-so-ever i proceed to kiss ass like that has been my life long employment! No chance anyone can succeed me in such an act! In the event one bends down to smooch such nether regions, they shall always bump me in the back of the head! No need to hate the player, hate the game! b.~

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 9:41:59 AM)
well, may work for you, which im sure it does and can see why.....BUT, for me, a guy, im afraid that doesnt work..... nor is it something i would try either...lol perhaps i need to take some lessons from you??..lol....[:D][:)][:D]

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 9:51:35 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif]! This is the real point, IMHO Sir ...... let me ask You, do You fancy dancing Sir?!? Is a verbal tango. i acknowledge my wrong first and foremost; i express how contrite i am for making said person chase me down; i keep eye contact, to a degree; i NEVER disrespect, nor begrudge said person for doing their job. i thank them for protecting me from myself, and the public at large. i NEVER cry until AFTER i am told i will not be given a ticket. Then i respectfully request to go over in the weeds to tinkle, cause i was scared witless, which usually results in me shaking like a dog shiting pea-seeds! b.~

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 9:57:51 AM)
hmm..tinkling in the weeds...and what IF there are no weeds, bushes, or trees where u are pulled over???.then how would you handle the urge to pee??...lol.... and to answer that question, of course i love to dance...... those methods, ive tried.....to no avail..every time.......a beautiful woman, is more then likely to get out of paying a ticket, with tears, showing a little skin, whatever.......ive heard many times of it working..rarely does it NOT work.... unfortunately, for us men, unless its a female officer, no such luck. Im sure your not rude or anything...you manage to get yourself out of the situation without having to pay for it...... Such is life.....eh...blah....is what it is

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:11:20 AM)
LMAO Sir! Indeed, is called a Va-jay-jay! If their is no place to piddle, i aske where the closet place is! i have NEVER shown skin, and in my attempt to be truthful Sir, i am aware it is what it is! When da'Man saunters up to my van, i have my hands out the window, or on my head, personal choice. He HAS the gun, and chances are he wasn't given a BJ last nite, and is in a foul mood b/c his superior is bitching about him not making quota! "Ma'am, why are You hands up?" Look my father is a cop, i know You are taking a huge risk walking up to my van, Sir. "Ma'am, put Your hands down, You know why i pulled You over?" Ohhhhhhhh yes Sir, i was doing 90 in a 70. i was just blazin away Sir, i have no excuse for putting everyone on the freeway in harms way. "Liscense and registration please, Ma'am." Ummmmm of course Sir, may i use both hands, and ummmm Sir, that tazer on my visor, that was given to me by a State Police-friend of mine. i am NOT reaching for that Sir! b.~

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:16:40 AM)
lol...well, uve gotten urself out of things..thats what matters..you know how to work it...[8D]

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:22:11 AM)
The game is ........ revenue! i play, i take the chance that i may have to pay. i give it my utmost best to side step that ticket, but when i have been given a citation, i thank the officer, roll up my window, and then cuss like a drukrn salior! b.~

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:23:43 AM)
yea, i know....and they keep getting more and more expensive, and then insurance goes up...ive got 2 on my record that wont fall off til the end of next year...i hate it!!...its bad enough to get the ticket, but it doesnt stop there......

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:26:57 AM)
i concure Sir. Is a snowball effect. But like GT is always saying ..... is MINUS the pretty sparkles! b.~

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:30:12 AM)
sparkles...uh..yea...lol.....who needs the sparkles....lol

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:39:11 AM)
I need sparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrklieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! STAT!!

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:43:09 AM)
hands GT a genuine leather pouch full of sparklies of all colors, shapes, sizes...... *and a little grope, huggle, to go with it..[:D]*

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:43:37 AM)
thanks, YDN smooch

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:44:54 AM)
*my pleasure....hope it helps some...*

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:47:19 AM)
i hate a power failure...grrrrrr

YourDomNow -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:48:25 AM)
***huggles and gropes holly...** maybe that will make ya feel better.....[;)]

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:50:19 AM)
gropes YDN....hmmm.....evil grin

martyrized -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:52:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Maestro66babycak I hate it when someone I trusted with all my heart suddenly turns into the liar of the decade then tries to make it seem like MY fault when I catch him in lie after lie after lie. I've had the same thing happen recently, it sucks very much bad. hugs!

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 8:41:29 PM)
Had to run some errands, and do the Mom thang, GT ............ allowing to show how contrite i am for failing to dust the boards with all that is prutty, shiny, and ohhhhhhh so SPARKLY[sm=cute.gif]! b.~

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/10/2008 10:08:12 PM)
SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! thanks! smooch

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