manxcat
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I am leaving for work and a classmate returns my jumper cables and then wants to use my bathroom and when i get home i find i left a dildo on the sink to dry after washing it. That was worse than when i went away for Christmas and left it on the bed for the cat sitter and her neice and nephew to find. At least she was aware of my *hobbies* . I called and told her it was clean, i just forgot to put it away but she could take a plastic grocery bag over her hand to move it. My grandmother was right, i would forget my head if it was not attached.
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The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little. Ray Bradbury
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