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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 10:29:09 AM   
sirsholly


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"R-E-L-A-X"????? What's that??? Never heard of it...
thats what yer OB/GYN tells you when yer feet are on the stirrups and yer bare ass is on an ice cold steel exam table.




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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 10:36:01 AM   
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Gonna go find a corner now...lol


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 10:40:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

thats what yer OB/GYN tells you when yer feet are on the stirrups and yer bare ass is on an ice cold steel exam table.


  Just how DO they expect us to relax in that position? Have they ever tried it? I say it should be part of the mandatory training for all doctors.... the males can get an rectal to feel how it is.



edited to fix my own quoting boo-boo 


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 10:46:21 AM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 10:51:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

-shudders-  Thanks for the scary visual that gave me a flash back to my first gyno visit. 

Gonna go find a corner now...lol

er...Kyttyn...that didn't do much for your insomnia...did it?


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 11:16:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

-shudders-  Thanks for the scary visual that gave me a flash back to my first gyno visit. 

Gonna go find a corner now...lol

er...Kyttyn...that didn't do much for your insomnia...did it?



Hell no.  Especially when I flash back to her weed whacker haircut (it made a mullet look hawt), and her (after being all kindas hands deep in my thumper just a day earlier) telling me she thinks I am pretty and wants to know if I would like to do dinner (she happened to be at the mall where I was working at the time). 

Uhm....scuzedafukouttamewhat!?  I havent been back since. 


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 11:46:01 AM   
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I hate it that the gyn doesn't offer a complimentary carafe or glass of wine while waiting, then has the exam room dimly lit, with soft music and a silky robe waiting on a warm, satin covered exam table, and synthetic fur lined stirrups.


You've been reading my diary of fantasies again, haven't you??

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 11:51:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I hate it that the gyn doesn't offer a complimentary carafe or glass of wine while waiting, then has the exam room dimly lit, with soft music and a silky robe waiting on a warm, satin covered exam table, and synthetic fur lined stirrups.


You've been reading my diary of fantasies again, haven't you??

Cali



I thought we were going to role play this ~wink~

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 12:19:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I hate it that the gyn doesn't offer a complimentary carafe or glass of wine while waiting, then has the exam room dimly lit, with soft music and a silky robe waiting on a warm, satin covered exam table, and synthetic fur lined stirrups.


You've been reading my diary of fantasies again, haven't you??

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I thought we were going to role play this ~wink~


I have the speculums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 12:22:34 PM   
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I have the speculums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimme...i'll put em in the freezer till you're ready.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 12:46:40 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 12:49:36 PM   
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I hate it that Holly is full of evil today.  lol
poor Jim is due home in a few minutes.....

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 12:51:52 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 1:00:04 PM   
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I have the speculums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimme...i'll put em in the freezer till you're ready.


The plastic or the metal one?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 1:03:47 PM   
purepleasure


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I love that.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 1:09:29 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 2:45:19 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 2:52:12 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 2:54:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wootels to a frozen metal speculum.  Damn, you are twisted!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 6/30/2009 3:06:24 PM   
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