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BossyShoeBitch -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 5:52:21 PM)

I HATE funerals. [:(]




Kalista07 -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 5:55:18 PM)

i'm sorry BSB.... Was it someone close to You?
hugs,
Kali




Level -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 5:58:33 PM)

Yes, Red, it's it, ah, I mean, her! [8D]

And yes, it is funny, in a horrifying sort of way. I want to set up a still camera, kind of like they've done in the movie Paranormal Activity? Not to embarras Lump-a-Gump-a-Ding-Dang, but to record the truth.

That bitch better never tell me her shit don't stink! [:
D]




thornhappy -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 5:59:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

I hate it when one of the ladies in my office goes to the bathroom for one of her 4 or 5 daily "breaks"; within seconds, you hear what sounds like a frog being stepped on.... and when she's done, and is about to walk back by, you know your going to smell le poo. [&:]

Wow!  Just how thin are the doors there?




Level -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:03:27 PM)

Thorn, they're paper-thin. It's a cheap, older trailer, what we'll be in for the next several months, until they build our new office. [:o]

The poor thing, she has a "nervous" stomach, and when she came back to work today from a vacation, the Judge had left several stern sticky notes all over her desk, and BAM!, like a bolt of lightning, she was in the can.

I told my boss that I was going to post a skull and crossbones on the bathroom door, and put a phone message note on her pc, telling her that the EPA wanted to speak to her.




odioustoad -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:03:51 PM)

I hate it when I make a funny sound because somebody stepped on me.




Level -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:05:45 PM)

*makes the sign of the cross at the toad, just in case*




purepleasure -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:08:09 PM)

aw Level, odi's ok. a smart ass, but ok




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:08:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

That bitch better never tell me her shit don't stink!


*shudders* 

Maybe you could just walk around saying "this is a good place for a stick up"... or scream, "Dear lord, no one strike a match in here!!!"

HelpfulRed  [;)]

ps ~ or even better, tell her "the rule"...  *plop-plop*  *flush-flush*  or "flush as you go" as Thing 2 says  [:D]




thornhappy -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:09:33 PM)

I have lactose unhappiness when the Lactaid doesn't work...and am glad that the walls are thick with sturdy doors.

The bathrooms on our floor are adjacent to several conference rooms, and you can hear the "whump...whump...whump" of the paper towel dispenser.  I'm just glad we can't here farts & peeing.  Or worse.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:12:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Thorn, they're paper-thin. It's a cheap, older trailer, what we'll be in for the next several months, until they build our new office. [:o]

The poor thing, she has a "nervous" stomach, and when she came back to work today from a vacation, the Judge had left several stern sticky notes all over her desk, and BAM!, like a bolt of lightning, she was in the can.

I told my boss that I was going to post a skull and crossbones on the bathroom door, and put a phone message note on her pc, telling her that the EPA wanted to speak to her.



Oh dear...  I've known a Judge or two who made me want to shit myself a few years ago.

Oh and the EPA?  *priceless*  [:D]




Level -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 6:17:55 PM)

LOL at "this is a good place for a stick up".... well, then again, with some of our "customers" they might take it literally! [:D]

Too bad her boyfriend isn't kinky, I'd give him some butt-plugs, and tell him to "fix her".

Pure, if you say odi is okay, then I believe it. [;)]




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 7:02:30 PM)

Yup it was just cracked open not full blown open, and yes the meat and the veggies an the ice ream were still cold just kind of soft to the poke.

We wouldn't throw it away but I know it may have more frost stuff than usual. Thank you:) [:)]
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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat





If the freezer was just cracked there's a good chance that the meat is simply defrosted instead of "bad" see if the meat is still cold. If it is there's a good chance you can just cook all that meat up and use it for meals and such instead of throwing it all away. It's like losing the power and as long as you keep the freezer closed it's like keeping food in a cooler.




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 7:05:01 PM)

And I'll eat the ice cream as is, I mean once it refreazes it's fine, not as tasty no but fine.
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Tfb, what imp said. Cook it all up and put in fridge. You may even be able to freeze for a week or two some of the cooked meals. Meat and veggies in a stew or soup.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 7:25:53 PM)

I hate it when my neighbor is dumb as a box of rocks.  She rings the doorbell right as the pizza guy leaves and I'm feeding the Things and DB is helping me assess if Thing 2 has a concussion because she hit her head pretty hard (assessment leads to a negative on the concussion front), and she stands there saying, "Oh I thought it was just you and the kids." 

1)  If you are worried that you are intruding, and you see that I have company, then get the fuck out.

So... she doesn't leave, instead, she comes in and starts yammering at DB about her current (married to one of our friends) love interest, and how out of control her kids are.

I stared hard at her, and she is too dumb to know that means, "Get out."  So... after a few minutes of inane chatter, I go stand next to her and she asks if she is imposing.  I wink at her and she says, "Is that a no?  So it's ok if I stay over for a while?"  I get bug-eyed at her and say, "Um... actually..."  and she still doesn't get it, and starts to sit down.  I finally can't take anymore and say, "Whoa, don't get comfy, DB and I are getting ready to hang out."  She says, "I'll hang out, too, cool."  Out of sheer desperation, I tell her, "Seriously, I'll talk to you later...  as in not now."  She gives me the *blink-blink* look.  So, I say, "For gawd's sake, you idiot, we're getting ready to fuck!"  [>:]  She says, "OH!!!  Ok, see ya."

Thank gary, the Things were no where around at that point, and DB pretended not to notice how fucking stupid she is to her face.  [8|]




DesFIP -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 7:54:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Pats zeph on the head, not the back.


TY Celeste. I guess this means no more chicken soup huh



Chicken soup's for upper resp infections, not staph infections. But I do feel for you, I had one some years ago that required a trip to the dermatologist. I got lucky and the oral antibiotics worked but she was making noises about if it didn't, surgery and/or cauterization. All that icky stuff. I had another one this year that I started applying neosporin to from day one and it healed by itself but I was getting ready to call her when it finally started getting better.




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 11:31:56 PM)

I hate the bad stuff....

*hugs BSB and everyone else that  needs hugs*




devilishpixie -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/28/2009 11:40:36 PM)

I hate that I went to bed at midnight and am now wide awake. lol




wandersalone -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/29/2009 2:23:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

It's a grad school thing. Like whether or not to reapply and go back for the Ph.D... It's kinda of a complicated situation and there's a lot I would be faced with on a daily basis. I don't even know if I'm strong enough to face that every day. I don't even know if this is what I want, but I started it and I'd like to see it through.


Putting myself in your shoes Imp..... I struggle constantly with whether I should go and do my masters, one big bonus would be I could then get a visa to work in the US .... but.... the main reason for doing so would be logical things like maybe more money and different career options but my heart tells me every day that I love the opportunities I get right now with my current skills and I also know how difficult I would find it to juggle study and work as I couldn't afford to study full time.  so for me I go with my passion for what I do now rather than the "I should's" [:)]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: I hate it when........ (10/29/2009 2:51:10 AM)

hate SCD pain!

goaddamn stupid fibres!  if tey don't want to work they should leave me alone so I can makea thread that fwuffy will enjoy!

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