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Gwynvyd -> RE: I hate it when........ (6/10/2008 6:16:48 PM)
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick Okay, I wasn't going to admit this... but I hate it when you're doing a little cleanup with the razor in the shower, and you slip cuz you're sorta still snoozing, and you take a little chunk out of the girly bits which then proceeds to bleed like you've hit a frikkin artery or sumthin', and then the pain hits and HOLY KEEEERAP did that ever hurt! I really should hire out that job. Cali That is in the contract around these parts.... *I solemnly swear to shave what ever bits my Ma'am asks me to, with out comment, or grimacing. I shall never tell another living soul nor journal nor blog about what I see nor find durring the afore mentioned sessions with razor and/or weedwacker. I promise to have witchhazel and baby power on hand at all time should she need it, and if I nick any of her bits... it is my ass. *chuckles* Gwyn
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