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sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:46:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [sm=seesaw.gif]That sounds like something i'd do!!! i know!! Morning, Hotty!!!!

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:47:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [sm=seesaw.gif]That sounds like something i'd do!!! i know!! Morning, Hotty!!!! Morning, Little Mama!

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:49:09 AM)
LMFAO!!!! i just spewed coffee through my nose, You both are to jocular!!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday I hate it when I don't pick my foot up enough from the sidewalk and end up tripping over it in that awkward little dance you do to keep from falling -- Don't laugh too hard! I know you've done it, too! [;)] more times than i can count. but did you ever notice how you turn around and GLARE at the curb...like it tripped you on purpose?

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:49:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting. Kids and old men... They follow me in droves, I tell you. That's another thing I hate.. When old men OLDER than my father hit on me and I can't get a guy remotely CLOSE to my age to pay me a second glance. Jeez, monkey, you're cute as hell! I cant imagine that the younger guys don't pay attention to you... my guess is that theyre either intimidated, or they figure youre already spoken for and don't bother to try :) blushes.. HUGS!! Awww, you is so good for my ego! I am having a womanly time of it lately (the monster from down south, if you get my drift), and the self-esteem is down the toilet, lol. You're wonderful! :-D

LilMissHaven -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:50:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting. Kids and old men... They follow me in droves, I tell you. That's another thing I hate.. When old men OLDER than my father hit on me and I can't get a guy remotely CLOSE to my age to pay me a second glance. If I was into chicks I'd hit on you, would you settle for being fixed up with my older brother? lmao nobody warn her he's a pain in the butt

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:52:00 AM)
I hate it when male subs contact me, begging to serve me, after they've viewed my profile. When I ask them if they even read my profile and they say yes, I mail them back and ask them which part of "MALE SUBMISSIVES/SLAVES/switches: MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!! LOOKING FOR SUB/SLAVE GENETIC FEMALES TO COMPLETE A TRIAD WITH MY PARTNER." is unclear, they never respond. I'd really like to know the answer to that sigh (and I hate it when I cant make the font go back to normal!!) eta: ooops, NM, it did it itself!

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:54:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting. Kids and old men... They follow me in droves, I tell you. That's another thing I hate.. When old men OLDER than my father hit on me and I can't get a guy remotely CLOSE to my age to pay me a second glance. If I was into chicks I'd hit on you, would you settle for being fixed up with my older brother? lmao nobody warn her he's a pain in the butt LMAO! I can deal with that... I threaten them with my talons of doom... However... Is he older than 35? And if he is, then is he rich? And if he is, then does he take long business trips out of the country so I can hire a cute little cabana boy? If you answered yes, consider me betrothed happily! (Who said arranged marriages don't work?)

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:55:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday I hate it when I don't pick my foot up enough from the sidewalk and end up tripping over it in that awkward little dance you do to keep from falling -- Don't laugh too hard! I know you've done it, too! [;)] more times than i can count. but did you ever notice how you turn around and GLARE at the curb...like it tripped you on purpose? Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:((

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:56:27 AM)
it's cause you are so damn cute, Greeds...they know they don't stand a chance but they just have to try.

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:57:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday I hate it when I don't pick my foot up enough from the sidewalk and end up tripping over it in that awkward little dance you do to keep from falling -- Don't laugh too hard! I know you've done it, too! [;)] more times than i can count. but did you ever notice how you turn around and GLARE at the curb...like it tripped you on purpose? Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( Haha! Awesome!! That's my favorite! I'm gonna remember that and chuckle to myself all day now... [:)]

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:58:31 AM)
LOL, that would be my 5y/o trailing You!! She was sent to the principals office last month ...... for picking her nose after being asked not to!!! "Ummmmmm Mom, i had a bugger ...... sheeeeeeeeesh!!" Indeed!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting.

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:59:29 AM)
[sm=whoa.gif]You think that's FUNNY!?!?!?!?! i'm outta here![sm=anger.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 6:59:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn LOL, that would be my 5y/o trailing You!! She was sent to the principals office last month ...... for picking her nose after being asked not to!!! "Ummmmmm Mom, i had a bugger ...... sheeeeeeeeesh!!" Indeed!! b.~ Lets face it...it is pretty hard to argue with this......

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:01:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin'

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:02:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday I hate it when I don't pick my foot up enough from the sidewalk and end up tripping over it in that awkward little dance you do to keep from falling -- Don't laugh too hard! I know you've done it, too! [;)] more times than i can count. but did you ever notice how you turn around and GLARE at the curb...like it tripped you on purpose? Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( Not by a long shot pth. I think it's not the tripping that's embarrassing it's the shear publicness of it that's so embarrassing - and it never seems to happen in private, only when there are other people around...welcome to the club, it's a rather large one too grins Phoenix

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:02:27 AM)
LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..) That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh? Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:03:30 AM)
LMAO, i concur!! Excellent form i said to Ms. Genevieve, just refrain from picking and flicking dear!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn LOL, that would be my 5y/o trailing You!! She was sent to the principals office last month ...... for picking her nose after being asked not to!!! "Ummmmmm Mom, i had a bugger ...... sheeeeeeeeesh!!" Indeed!! b.~ Lets face it...it is pretty hard to argue with this......

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:05:54 AM)
And give your little girl a nice pat on the back and a cookie from me for being a good little feminist and standing up to the male-dominating society... lol! Erm.. should be dominatED... LOL. Maybe I should pay more attention in skool..

LilMissHaven -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:07:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting. Kids and old men... They follow me in droves, I tell you. That's another thing I hate.. When old men OLDER than my father hit on me and I can't get a guy remotely CLOSE to my age to pay me a second glance. If I was into chicks I'd hit on you, would you settle for being fixed up with my older brother? lmao nobody warn her he's a pain in the butt LMAO! I can deal with that... I threaten them with my talons of doom... However... Is he older than 35? And if he is, then is he rich? And if he is, then does he take long business trips out of the country so I can hire a cute little cabana boy? If you answered yes, consider me betrothed happily! (Who said arranged marriages don't work?) He is 28, far from rich (he's in the Army), single dad of 3 kids all under the age of 4. He's over protective, bossy and his big ass feet are always in the way. But, my friends think he's HOT! I'm working on getting their eyes checked.

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:09:17 AM)
Hmmm... Not rich... With kids (eek!!).. and big feet... You know what they say about big feet, eh? ;-) AND he has three kids, so he's gotta be good at something... [sm=biggrin.gif]

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