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LilMissHaven -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:10:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Hmmm... Not rich... With kids (eek!!).. and big feet... You know what they say about big feet, eh? ;-) AND he has three kids, so he's gotta be good at something... [sm=biggrin.gif] I'd really rather not have those thoughts about my older brother please.[:'(]

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:10:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven He is 28, far from rich (he's in the Army), single dad of 3 kids all under the age of 4. He's over protective, bossy and his big ass feet are always in the way. you know what they say about men with big feet....... they wear big shoes nods

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:11:45 AM)
LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma! All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll: "i swear to the heavens, if You don't knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!" "Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!" Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..) That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh? Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:12:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin' Just sayin'...........[sm=blasted.gif]

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:13:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma! All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll: "i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!" "Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!" Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..) That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh? Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better? Oh, man, LMAO. That reminds me of my momma.. she had a Southern accent until I was about ten, and she'd always say, "Do you want me to knock you into next week?!" And I always knew I was in trouble 'cause she used the gasp* dreaded MIDDLE NAME! My life was over then... Especially if she had the hair brush or fly swatter in her hand...

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:17:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin' Just sayin'...........[sm=blasted.gif] LMAO!!! the laundry gods are kind today...for once i did not have a mouthful of coffee!!!!!!

LilMissHaven -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:17:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma! All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll: "i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!" "Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!" Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..) That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh? Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better? Oh, man, LMAO. That reminds me of my momma.. she had a Southern accent until I was about ten, and she'd always say, "Do you want me to knock you into next week?!" And I always knew I was in trouble 'cause she used the gasp* dreaded MIDDLE NAME! My life was over then... Especially if she had the hair brush or fly swatter in her hand... My favorite momma quote was and still is Girl if I have to get out of this chair to make you stop you won't be sitting for a month. Thank goodness my mother was asthmatic and I wasn't. lol I should really one day call and say I'm sorry

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:21:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Haha! i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site! Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:(( sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin' Just sayin'...........[sm=blasted.gif] LMAO!!! the laundry gods are kind today...for once i did not have a mouthful of coffee!!!!!! Oh really? And just what DID you have a mouthful of.....?[sm=chug.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:39:44 AM)
iced tea with lemon...it would have burned if i snorted it

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:41:34 AM)
i hate that i have to start doing the taxes but i am so proud of me for not waiting till the last minute [sm=yahoo.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:45:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i hate that i have to start doing the taxes but i am so proud of me for not waiting till the last minute [sm=yahoo.gif] snort

parttimehotty -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:48:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i hate that i have to start doing the taxes but i am so proud of me for not waiting till the last minute [sm=yahoo.gif] i did mine this AM in less than 1 hour on Turbo Tax!![sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:50:21 AM)
I hate when the power in the house blinks off for no apparent reason, just long enough to turn the computer off and make me have to reset clocks sigh

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 7:55:56 AM)
I hate it when I have to get my day started and all I wanna do is sit around in bed. [:@] <~~~ I was gonna use that one, but he looks constipated... So I decided against it. Oh, and I love that my mommy did my taxes for me. [:D]

lalbobbilynn -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 9:33:58 AM)
That would be excellent form Ms. Monkey!!! i am certain Your mother would probably chuckle, blush and brush it off with what a fine child You were!!! quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma! All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll: "i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!" "Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!" Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!! b.~ quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..) That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh? Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better? Oh, man, LMAO. That reminds me of my momma.. she had a Southern accent until I was about ten, and she'd always say, "Do you want me to knock you into next week?!" And I always knew I was in trouble 'cause she used the gasp* dreaded MIDDLE NAME! My life was over then... Especially if she had the hair brush or fly swatter in her hand... My favorite momma quote was and still is Girl if I have to get out of this chair to make you stop you won't be sitting for a month. Thank goodness my mother was asthmatic and I wasn't. lol I should really one day call and say I'm sorry

SinLee -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 9:37:23 AM)
i hate it when people start asking for my yahoo before they say hi

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 9:55:13 AM)
I hate it when the lines are long at the grocery store.

Sundowner -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 10:38:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I hate it when male subs contact me, begging to serve me, after they've viewed my profile. ..... I hate it when GT gets angry with me ....

SinLee -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 11:45:03 AM)
i hate it when nothing i try works.

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (4/15/2008 12:51:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I hate it when male subs contact me, begging to serve me, after they've viewed my profile. ..... I could never be angry with you, Darling! I hate it when GT gets angry with me ....

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