RE: I hate it when........

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login

RE: I hate it when........

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: I hate it when........

Page: << < prev 931 932 [933] 934 935 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 2:29:19 PM

Lynnxz

Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline

I hate that I ordered a supercute strapon type dildo for a girlfriend, paid out the ass for it because it's supposed to be med grade silicon... and it's limp.

Like.... 'hey dude take the little blue pill' limp.

*grump grump* Who sells limp dildos?

It's wierdly sticky too. I have a feeling that if I threw it at the wall, it'd splat up there and hang out for a few minutes.

_____________________________

HBIC

(in reply to sirsholly)

Post #: 18641

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 2:33:08 PM

T1981

Posts: 557
Joined: 12/6/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I hate that I ordered a supercute strapon type dildo for a girlfriend, paid out the ass for it because it's supposed to be med grade silicon... and it's limp.

Like.... 'hey dude take the little blue pill' limp.

*grump grump* Who sells limp dildos?

It's wierdly sticky too. I have a feeling that if I threw it at the wall, it'd splat up there and hang out for a few minutes.

That would piss me off to no end! What company did you get that from??

_____________________________

"Nothing is pointless, every single thing you do resonates." -Pintsize

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Post #: 18642

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 2:39:57 PM

Lynnxz

Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline

It's a "VixSkin" by Vixen creations.

_____________________________

HBIC

(in reply to T1981)

Post #: 18643

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 2:41:23 PM

T1981

Posts: 557
Joined: 12/6/2008
Status: offline

Thank you for letting me know that, I'll remember to avoid that particular product in the future. Nothing sucks more than shelling out good money for a crappy product! *sends wishes of rock hard dildos to you and your friend in the future*!

_____________________________

"Nothing is pointless, every single thing you do resonates." -Pintsize

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Post #: 18644

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 3:46:36 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

Posts: 8595
Joined: 10/5/2008
From: Insanity & beyond
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

It pains me to admit this, but I, gulp, agree w/Clumsy.
When was your last tetanus shot, Lin?

It pains me to admit this, but I fall a lot, so I'm pretty sure the tetanus is up to date.

_____________________________

Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
~~L. Cohen

Just one of the yahoo's

(in reply to VirginPotty)

Post #: 18645

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 4:31:26 PM

PanthersMom

Posts: 2215
Joined: 11/26/2007
From: Cleveland Ohio
Status: offline

a limp dildo? even worse, a splat-ish limp dildo? maybe it got used in that mile of sex calculation thread and it's just plain wore out! send for a retread?
PM

_____________________________

That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Post #: 18646

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 4:34:41 PM

Voodali

Posts: 255
Joined: 10/2/2007
Status: offline

I had a strapon that went limp once...its name was Humphrey.

(in reply to PanthersMom)

Post #: 18647

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 4:49:31 PM

BlackPhx

Posts: 3432
Joined: 11/8/2006
Status: offline

I had an ex that STAYED limp...he cost me more than the dildo.

poenkitten

(in reply to Voodali)

Post #: 18648

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 5:01:32 PM

thornhappy

Posts: 8596
Joined: 12/16/2006
Status: offline

I've got one, and it rocks. It's also what we used as kids, in an uninsulated farmhouse (outside temps to 0 and lower.)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I hate it when I am cold, and I am fully dressed socks shows pants a t shirt AND a jacket, and the radiator heater has been cranked up on high for 5 or 6 hours* we don't have central heating and air and this is a garage, so it's like a fridge in here* and the electric blanket is on and it don't feel like it's even on.

I hate that in the dead of Summer I'll be bitching about how fucking hot it is, and when can we get some cooler decent weather, when in winter I was longing to be warm again with out layers upon layers.

And th
quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

i hate it when i'm cold....*turns the heat up to 74*

three words for you YHMA...
heated
mattress
pad

(in reply to sunshinemiss)

Post #: 18649

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 5:02:41 PM

MasterLark

Posts: 249
Joined: 5/12/2005
Status: offline

I hate it when stupid people in positions of authority get promoted for being stupid; I hate the consistency

(in reply to domahpet)

Post #: 18650

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 5:07:24 PM

lronitulstahp

Posts: 5392
Joined: 10/17/2007
Status: offline

i hate it when i see a post in reply to domahpet, and i click on her name only to find she hasn't posted since page 5 of this thread.....i thought she was back.

_____________________________

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

(in reply to MasterLark)

Post #: 18651

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 5:33:24 PM

KyttynTheMynx

Posts: 4880
Joined: 5/10/2006
From: Moosecrotch, Va
Status: offline

I hate snarky emails from people I barely tolerate in the first place. I'd rant more, but eh...why start a flame fest?

_____________________________

Hibbie's Hottie

The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

(in reply to lronitulstahp)

Post #: 18652

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 6:11:48 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

Posts: 8595
Joined: 10/5/2008
From: Insanity & beyond
Status: offline

I hate it when I bring Miles Davis home & he paces around the house as though he's looking for something but can't figure out what it is nor where it might be located. All I know for certain is that I am not it. I hate it when the babies come home after surgery so discombobulated.

_____________________________

Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
~~L. Cohen

Just one of the yahoo's

(in reply to KyttynTheMynx)

Post #: 18653

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 6:17:18 PM

PanthersMom

Posts: 2215
Joined: 11/26/2007
From: Cleveland Ohio
Status: offline

how's the lip Linn?

PM

_____________________________

That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

(in reply to LinnaeaBorealis)

Post #: 18654

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 6:20:02 PM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

he's looking for his cojones, Linea *grin*

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to PanthersMom)

Post #: 18655

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 6:23:03 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

Posts: 8595
Joined: 10/5/2008
From: Insanity & beyond
Status: offline

The lip is ok so far. Swollen & bruised, but I've certainly had worse!!

Greedy, you crack me up!! Why the fuck didn't I think of that?????

He did eat some dog foord so I thought that might have been it. But I'm thinkin you're right!!!!!

_____________________________

Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
~~L. Cohen

Just one of the yahoo's

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Post #: 18656

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 6:33:05 PM

dcnovice

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

I hate it when everyone talks about shooting my boss, but nobody does it.

_____________________________

No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

(in reply to LinnaeaBorealis)

Post #: 18657

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 7:33:29 PM

Daddysredhead

Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline

I hate it when I click on my own profile name, the font is super huge and it's totally whacked out. It doesn't look anything like the other profiles which belong to other people. WTF is going on?

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut

(in reply to dcnovice)

Post #: 18658

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 7:42:46 PM

LinnaeaBorealis

Posts: 8595
Joined: 10/5/2008
From: Insanity & beyond
Status: offline

I noticed that yesterday when I perved you. Then when I clicked on "Full Profile" it became normal. I thought you were just really excited when you wrote that last journal entry & made the font huge your own self.

_____________________________

Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
~~L. Cohen

Just one of the yahoo's

(in reply to Daddysredhead)

Post #: 18659

RE: I hate it when........ - 1/9/2009 7:44:49 PM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

I hate that the boss/landlord called tonight... yelled at me about rent. *sigh* Guess it's time to start paying money (he's also raised my rent by 50.00)

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to LinnaeaBorealis)

Post #: 18660

Page: << < prev 931 932 [933] 934 935 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: I hate it when........

Page: << < prev 931 932 [933] 934 935 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarspace.com — BDSM Community & Personals • Browse BDSM Profiles • Female Dominants • FemDom Dating • Foot Worship • Bondage Community • BDSM Glossary • Join Free

Collarchat.com © 2026

Terms of Service

0.359