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divi -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:02:36 PM)

adds that to the list of things to try... jots it down under pork rinds




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:07:25 PM)

oh god girl!  you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort!




parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:12:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

oh god girl!  you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort!


I suggested on another thread about chocolate....chocolate/gravy for you ;)




sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:15:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: christine1

oh god girl!  you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort!


I suggested on another thread about chocolate....chocolate/gravy for you ;)


*dons nursing cap...begins to set up a KFC IV drip.......hands sweet Christine a box of Godiva's.......*




divi -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:15:51 PM)

okay its official now im really hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy lol
I could so go for a beer right now !




parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:20:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: divi

okay its official now im really hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy lol
I could so go for a beer right now !


I think I've gained 10lbs just reading about gravy, choc/rinds!




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:21:46 PM)

 oh my hell!  you mean i can have a gravy IV and eat chocolate all at once?  THUD!  i think i've died and gone to heaven!  (you guys rock!)




sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:25:30 PM)

wooohooooooo...

Hear that, ladies (and Potty)?  WE ROCK!!!!!!!!




parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:31:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

wooohooooooo...

Hear that, ladies (and Potty)?  WE ROCK!!!!!!!!



I've got your "ladies" right here[sm=flash.gif]




Sundowner -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:38:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*passes out the General Tso's takeout (even thought we know it is bad for us) to Purepleasure and the Pot...*

Yells to Sundowner: Hey...you gonna get busy, or what??!!!??


Looks quietly at the over-tired Cali.

Maybe some simple fun play, just for the pure enjoyment of it - sheesh, it’s hardly going to hurt anyone. And no-one can see now I’ve drawn the curtain, so sod the couch, let’s move to the bed.

Lays you down gently on your back on the bed, fastens my delightful leather cuffs on your wrists (I say delightful, 'cos they have those pleasing soft padded inserts of softest leather beneath the strong outer tough leather buckling part) and then ties each wrist off to either side of the headboard.

Then cuffs your ankles too and - caringly of course - grabs your feet and pulls you down the bed before tying your ankles too to each side of the foot of the bed. And for a moment just look at you, your beautiful naked body spreadeagled helpless on the bed, invitingly and submissively offered for whatever pleases me. Then I move your hips upwards as I slide a pillow beneath your sexy bum and then slide a soft towel on top of it. You feel the soft warm towel pushed beneath you and you wriggle comfortably over it, your hips now raised, your exposed pussy lifted and offered to your (temporary) master. 

I rather like blindfolds - they focus a sub's sensations on what she feels. So gently fastens the blindfold over your eyes.

So now you lie there, not completely sure what's coming next. And you feel me rather than see me climb onto the bed. And then you feel my hands on your stomach, warm and slippy. And you realise you're being oiled while I kneel between your legs. Slow smooth sliding hands moving up your stomach towards your breasts, spreading the oil over your soft skin. A pause to pour a little more oil and then the hands again, higher now, moving quietly up to your breasts and - how pleasing for me - you give a little sexy moan as my hands slide over your nipples.

Of course you're quite helpless, unable to resist this cruel treatment from your harsh (still temporary – don’t worry) master! So you suffer a little more of this sensuous oiling until the top half of your body is glistening in the candlelight (did I mention we love the soft candlelight for this?).

We've kept your lower body unoiled because now that's where I want to spend some time - and I want to taste you, not oil.

So I slide down the bed until I can lie comfortably between your legs, and I gently touch your inner thigh with the tip of my tongue. Again I hear that beautifully sexy moan which is so pleasing to a man; to know he's exciting his sub. And I lick more, slowly exploring the softness of your skin at your upper inner thighs, so close to your pussy, but not yet touching it. But the warmth of you, the wonderful wonderful smell of you, is deliciously exciting. So I can't resist for too long running my tongue over your soft warm labia.

And now I'm lost. You are beautifully warm and wonderful - pure essence of Cali! I kiss you and kiss you and kiss you, sliding my tongue over and into the wet folds of your pussy, delighted to find that the wetness comes mainly from you, not me. And while you moan again in pleasure I too make muffled pleasure noises as I slide my hands up your smoothly oiled stomach to your breasts and begin to squeeze your pleasingly hard nipples whilst nuzzling into your beautiful pussy.

I can sense a growing excitement in you, so now I gently ease my face away, my caressing hands sliding away down your stomach, leaving you hotly urging for more. But more doesn't happen; we're not yet ready for that.

Instead you feel me kneel up between your legs and then reach across to the bedside table. So you know what's coming next. 

I take a mouthful of champagne (it's my Club's champagne which is, quite frankly, the best you can get in London; but with iron will power I do not swallow). My mouth closed, but smiling, I move back down between your legs and, after a quick exploration with my fingers and a deep breath, I lower my mouth over your pussy again. A smooth little poke of the tongue to make sure I'm on target and then I push my lips closely onto you and begin to force the warm champagne inside you. 

You feel the delicious slightly bubbly fizz and the gentle filling sensation as a mouthful of warm liquid delight moves into you!

Some of the liquid spills out and you feel it trickling between your legs and you feel my lips licking at you as I catch the dribbles - a wonderful mixture of warm champagne and warm Cali - which tastes soooooo good. And then we lie there, me with my mouth over your pussy in a permanent kiss, my tongue flicking over you, occasionally taking the excess wetness into my mouth; you with a quiet smile on your face, lying helplessly exposed to this cruellest of ordeals!

Surprisingly we sigh at exactly the same time - each of us expressing a sound of complete delight, a sigh of the purest pleasure - as we lie in total enjoyment of the moment. 

You know and I know that we'll continue with this champagne pleasure for a while longer, though as we continue, more and more of the champagne will be outside rather than inside your pussy and I will be in heaven drinking it and you!

And we both know that, before long, my mindset will change - instead of mischievous fun my mind will be focussed on you; you as Cali, you as submissive, you as someone I want to please, to enjoy, to blend with in the most intimate way I can. So my lips will be kissing you, not the champagne, and my hands will again slide up to your breasts and will stay there, caressing you, almost hurting you, as my lips kiss you, totally focussed on you as you moan more loudly, as your body thrusts more and more urgently, forcing my mouth more closely against you until loudly, aggressively, intensely, passionately you burst into a surging wave of pleasure in a beautiful ecstatic orgasm. 



Mmmm. Well that was rather fun; satisfyingly enjoyable. And I hope you're feeling better. And rather lucky I drew the curtain; not the sort of thing one wants others to watch.  [;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:38:13 PM)

I love it when I take my pre-work nap, and the cats actually let me sleep for more than an hour




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:40:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

oh god girl!  you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort!


I suggested on another thread about chocolate....chocolate/gravy for you ;)


awww, i missed that somewhere...smoochles to you!




purepleasure -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 12:47:16 PM)

~quickly pulling holly, angel and hotty away from the curtains with me~

I love voyeurism




parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 1:04:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

oh god girl!  you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort!


I suggested on another thread about chocolate....chocolate/gravy for you ;)


awww, i missed that somewhere...smoochles to you!


I can't believe you'd like that! How DO you keep your youthful complexion?[sm=confused.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 1:17:28 PM)

OOO...i should not have been peeking..
WOW...
I mean...WOW..
Lemme put it this way....WOW




CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 1:30:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Mmmm. Well that was rather fun; satisfyingly enjoyable. And I hope you're feeling better. And rather lucky I drew the curtain; not the sort of thing one wants others to watch.  [;)]


Good lord man!  Don't stop now!  Go on, go on, go on!  [sm=popcorn.gif]  What happens next??

Cali




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 1:30:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


I can't believe you'd like that! How DO you keep your youthful complexion?[sm=confused.gif]


that is how you silly!  all the fat in pork rinds and cholocate and gravy keep my skin plumpilicious!




Sundowner -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 2:07:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=angry.gif]I do hope Mr. Sundowner's not ALL talk and NO action!
<<kisses, Sir>>


Hey - I did say to you - "Purely for medical reasons - nothing to see here - move on please".

Which bit of "nothing to see here" didn't you understand?  [sm=smile.gif]




Sundowner -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 2:18:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Mmmm. Well that was rather fun; satisfyingly enjoyable. And I hope you're feeling better. And rather lucky I drew the curtain; not the sort of thing one wants others to watch.  [;)]


Good lord man!  Don't stop now!  Go on, go on, go on!  [sm=popcorn.gif]  What happens next??

Cali




You see why I worry that I can't cut it? [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0333.gif[/image]   I can't even satisfy Cali when she's "tired". The orgasm thingy so often seems to help but - sheesh - for some girls just one isn't enuff  [sm=rolleyes.gif]


And I'm trying to fit this in alongside work too -  [sm=needahug.gif]




CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (4/24/2008 2:21:01 PM)

I'm sorry sweetheart, I should have said:  [sm=applause.gif]

I'm selfish, and greedy, and I want certain... things to connnect to other certain things... and then disconnect... reconnect, yes, faster, disconnect, reconnect...

Cali




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