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sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 4:42:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [sm=angry.gif]I do hope Mr. Sundowner's not ALL talk and NO action! <<kisses, Sir>> Hey - I did say to you - "Purely for medical reasons - nothing to see here - move on please". Which bit of "nothing to see here" didn't you understand? [sm=smile.gif] all of it. pervs intently

KMsAngel -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 7:03:03 AM)
hm, girls, maybe he's not enough for cali? maybe we need to break out the hitachi and pass it through the curtain for him? don't want to hurt his feelings, but .... gotta think of cali here!

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:16:05 AM)
ya know...i have to try this hitachi thing....

cjan -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:23:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 oh god girl! you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort! Lawdy, gyurl, no wonder you "cleanse"/detox that lovely bod of yours from time to time. I recommend you overinduldge in sexual , ummm, perversions in stead of calories to get your buzz. In a way, it's "less filling" and still tasets great !

CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:27:31 AM)
Look ladies, leave SunDude alone. He is plenty enough for me. I must confess, I have never tried a Hitachi. I do, however, think you all are missing out on something, as the hitachi only has one head. Have you ever tried a dual-headed massager? Turn it sideways, snug one of the heads right below your clit, and the other one rests above it. Surrounding it. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm. Cali

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:30:48 AM)
[sm=writing.gif] memo to self: -dual head massager -hitachi

cjan -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:31:39 AM)
Nods Sometimes, the old,sweaty "push it in, pull it" out simple ways are, ummm, satisfying and hit the ermmm, spot. Non ?

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:33:29 AM)
i am being corrupted here cause y'all talking dirty...[sm=shame.gif]

cjan -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:40:50 AM)
Yes, Cali, once again, your wisdom and experience awe me. The only hardware massager I recommend is the "Pro", dual head one made by Home-medic. About $50 at K-Mart and such. It is very similar to the one you link to and totally rocks, for many , ummm, therapeutic applications. Trust me, I'm a professional.

christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:45:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 oh god girl! you haven't lived until you've had pork rinds with gravy dip.. warm beer is best for this but most any alcoholic beverage will doo.....snort! Lawdy, gyurl, no wonder you "cleanse"/detox that lovely bod of yours from time to time. I recommend you overinduldge in sexual , ummm, perversions in stead of calories to get your buzz. In a way, it's "less filling" and still tasets great ! huh, just a little factoid here since i guess my humor doesn't show through sometimes rofl; while i do love pork rinds and kfc gravy, i don't eat them together, and i don't drink warm beer....back to the thread

CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 9:59:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan The only hardware massager I recommend is the "Pro", dual head one made by Home-medic. About $50 at K-Mart and such. It is very similar to the one you link to and totally rocks, for many , ummm, therapeutic applications. The one I linked to is not the one I have, just an example that pulled up on google. The heads on mine are a little bit bigger I think than the linked one. Good lord, I need a date. Cali

christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:02:53 AM)
i love that i can come here and laugh, that is what i love.

purepleasure -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:08:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly [sm=writing.gif] memo to self: -dual head massager -hitachi looks like a Christmas wish list LOL

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:15:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly [sm=writing.gif] memo to self: -dual head massager -hitachi looks like a Christmas wish list LOL well Santa knows i have been a good girl....

purepleasure -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:20:19 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif] uh-huh And fruit doesn't dance... especially here. [sm=banana.gif][sm=pineapple.gif][sm=ubanana.gif][sm=pineapple.gif][sm=banana.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:27:10 AM)
but thats my story and i'm sticking to it.....[sm=dancer.gif]

Sundowner -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:36:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel hm, girls, maybe he's not enough for cali? maybe we need to break out the hitachi and pass it through the curtain for him? don't want to hurt his feelings, but .... gotta think of cali here! The despondent failure wanders off looking for a tall cliff from which to hurl self [sm=dunno.gif]. Nothing worse for a bloke than discovering he's no good in the bedroom.

purepleasure -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:38:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner The despondent failure wanders off looking for a tall cliff from which to hurl self [sm=dunno.gif]. Nothing worse for a bloke than discovering he's no good in the bedroom. Step away from the cliff! [sm=danger.gif] Maybe she just missed the most excellent parts when she was getting a refill .[sm=chug.gif][sm=popcorn.gif]

parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:52:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly [sm=writing.gif] memo to self: -dual head massager -hitachi looks like a Christmas wish list LOL well Santa knows i have been a good girl.... [sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif]

CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (4/25/2008 10:53:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Nothing worse for a bloke than discovering he's no good in the bedroom. I never said that. Cali

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