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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:07:14 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*wonders if Cali will share the love with me even though I'm not staying at the hotel*    


Red, I'm bringing both the Hitachi and the Big Buzzy to the GirlyGroupGrope... I'll share the love with you.


Cali
(mission one:  make Red scream my name followed by I love you...)


Oh my.....  *fans self, sticks hanky in moist, dewy bossom, swoons*

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:10:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

can one still be a slutty cunt if she or he is picky about who they are slutty with?


Pure, we ARE picky about who we are slutty with.  Besides, it wasn't the "who" that made the topic slutty, it was the "activities" being talked about that made it slutty.

Cali


*cough, choke, sputter, laughs*

Um, yes, what Cali said up there...  *snorts all guilty-like*

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:12:24 PM   
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Red,
Cali is the girl you take home
I'm the girl you take home to mom.

sunshine, all around sweetie pie in case you forgot. 

*bat bat bats the eyelashes

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:14:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

i love it that i got my wireless router connected and programmed ALL BY MYSELF, especially since my computer does not have a CD drive for the configuration disc. 


GO Fluffy!  (wanna come do mine?) 

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:15:56 PM   
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LMAO!!!!!!!!  And I'm the girl you wanna share a room with! 


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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:16:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

And who had the option of coming to FL or coming to FL? 


That would be Linea.  We were talking the other night about her possibly being able to make the trip to FL, and I basically said that she had to come because I saw no other option. 

BTW, loved your writing, Elfin Bread! 

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:18:57 PM   
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thank you darling.

Can't wait to see all y'all.  I bought a perty lil skirt just tonight to wear to Friday nights lil event!

Hugs, all squooshy and stuff.  I'm off to bed.

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:23:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Red,
Cali is the girl you take home
I'm the girl you take home to mom.

sunshine, all around sweetie pie in case you forgot. 

*bat bat bats the eyelashes


E.B.,  I would never forget how sweet you are.  How could I?  As we stood there in Philly, waiting for DB to take our picture, your nose lined up squarely to my nipple, how could I ever think anything but innocent thoughts of you? 

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 8:24:06 PM   
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sunshine - men have been horney forever.  Remember David and Bathsheba?

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 9:41:55 PM   
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I love it when I go to the mall tonight and get some things for the wedding and DB's birthday (He turns 40 on Monday), and while in the sports place, I see all kinds of Jerome Bettis autographed stuff, and get squishy.  The gal at the counter tells me that Hines Ward and Jerome Bettis will be a the store this summer for an autograph signing, and I almost melt into my shoes.  She asks, "You're a fan, huh?" and smiles.  I look her dead in the face and say, "You have no idea.  My boyfriend has already said that Jerome Bettis is my "one free card" and she laughs.  I smile and say, "No, like for real... if it meant that He got season tickets or something, He'd totally whore me out to Bettis like in the movie Indecent Proposal."  She busts out laughing and says, "Well, come to the autograph signing and see if He means what He says."  *evil grin*   I look at her and say, "Well, I already know that anything I've ever done to Him would have to be done at least twice as good for Jerome.  Hell, Big Daddy has already told me He'd be my cheering section while it was happening."     The poor gal was barely able to speak due to her laughter.  When she calmed down, she said, "You know, that's kind of steamy.  I think I like that idea."  I said, "Sweetie, the only thing that could make it better for me, would be to have both of them with me.  I'd be like the creamy white filling of an Oreo Double Stuft cookie."  As I left the store, she was still rolling on the floor. 

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 9:45:45 PM   
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Aaaaw, crap, Red!!!  Now *I'm * rolling around on the floor & after the rolling around on the floor the last two days, this effin hurts!!

OW!  OW!!!!

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 9:48:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Aaaaw, crap, Red!!!  Now *I'm * rolling around on the floor & after the rolling around on the floor the last two days, this effin hurts!!

OW!  OW!!!!


Sorry, sweetie...  Hey, are you safewording up there, or just calling me? 

*giggles wildly*

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 9:58:42 PM   
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Safeword??  What's that??  The last time His Evilness & I were playing, all I could do was ask if I had one & if I did, did he remember what it was, because I couldn't come up with it!!!!

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 10:28:18 PM   
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LMAO!!!  Now that's too funny!

*wanders off mumbling about SSC and RACK and other such "silliness"* 

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 10:30:21 PM   
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*gigglesnorts*

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RE: I love it when..... - 1/31/2009 11:02:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I love that I have a new inspiration for a couple of paragraphs...

It was dark and cold outside.  I'd forgotten what winter is like.  I'd forgotten what cold felt like.  But tonight, this last day of January, dark fields on either side, I remembered winter.  I remembered the ice that clings to Mother Earth's darkened curls, the waves of snowy bosom clinging to the land, frosted air dancing before each yellow light as I pass slower and slower down the path that once was a road.

The wind blows, dunes of snow drift further and further into the road.  The yellow line, hidden beneath these clumps, three dimensional art pieces of frozen earth, the yellow line.... the yellow line.  Where is it?  It was here, the yellow line.  Where?  The yellow.. ahhh yes, there - over there - just to my right it peaks from between this and then that rolling hill of white.  To my left, a dune of snow higher than even the top of my car scatters snow dust upon the windshield, the glistening diamonds a prism of color as the two beams shine toward me.  Where will I go?  The snow drifts on the left and on the right, the lane only just wide enough for one car.  Spin, the car swerving, hitting a patch of ice as lights grow larger and brighter through the fog of glistening cold.  Barely passing, my fingers white against the dark wheel, the snow beast comes to my side, an inch or 3 between it and me, I move on into a darkened night, so dark.  Now, only my lights spilling through the white.  Is that a house?  Is it a tree?  There is a car or maybe a truck.  I don't know as I inch degree by degree to the spot where the stop sign waves beneath Mother Nature's flapping winter coat.  And I turn, the last turn, only a few miles, only an hour from my home... only a lifetime from chilling winter's silent lover - warmth.

Have a great evening folks.
sunshine


If I try really hard and pray to god AND get whatever shes smokin, I can make winter seem as precious as Sunshine???

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RE: I love it when..... - 2/1/2009 6:26:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I love that the car made it to Gwyns and back..  I love what she and Soft have done to the dress..it looks FANTASTIC!!
I love that the Pirate hung out with Gwyns kidlet while us females were doing girly stuff, and when we left, Pirate said "he's a good kid".
I love that Sunshine called (but I hate that I missed it :( )
I love what Sunshine posted, because I agree 100%!!



I love it that I got to see the Monkey and the Pirate... they are soooooo cute together. OMG his accent! LOL

I love it that he was so awesome and entertained the um while we girls did girly dress stuff.

I love it that the dress now fits GT! Whoo hoo!

I love it that we got to have a cup o tea.

I love it that GT & P will not have to rent a car for the wedding! I bought a minivan! (yeah yeah soccer momish anit it?)

I love tax returns.

I love it that Sam's clubs sells spam in bulk. *chuckles*

I love it that I can now go to church with out having to pay $12 a pop to get us there, and a hour long bus ride.

I love it that I will get to see all of you lovely people next weekend.. and that Tulip has a date for the wedding. *smiles*

I am loving so much this morning!

Gwyn

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RE: I love it when..... - 2/1/2009 7:08:43 AM   
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I love it that GT & P will not have to rent a car for the wedding! I bought a minivan! (yeah yeah soccer momish anit it?)

i love it that i just ran off screaming to TatPierced..."Dawn and Jean got a minivan!!!!"

and she thought i said you were having the baby....LOL...

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RE: I love it when..... - 2/1/2009 9:12:08 AM   
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I love that I think I AM so funny! I crack me up! In regards to Warden getting his tonsils out in the future, here's an exerp of what I wrote him....

"I will make sure you are cared for and help you to the john so you dont mess the bed!lol. If you soil yourself, I will help change you and the sheets! Or maybe I'll just sleep on the couch, drink bourbon and let you lie in your filth! ha ha. Maybe not, you are after all paying for my hotel and we must take care of daddy so he takes care of us. Just remember, what goes around, comes around, so be really nice to me and I'll be really nice to you!"


Aint I jest wunnerful?

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RE: I love it when..... - 2/1/2009 9:57:59 AM   
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I love How great things have been going for Gwynnie. Touch me. I want some of your good luck to rub off on me!

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