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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 3:46:25 AM

cinlela

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ON A SPOOF SHIRT...IT SAYS

MEN NEVER LIVE WITH BREAD ALONE....
THEY NEED PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM TOO

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 3:50:53 AM

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ON A NURSING STUDENT SHIRT:

BOTTOMS UP

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 4:06:33 AM

cinlela

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For those who are not a heavy drinker
1 bottle for the road
2 bottles for the canal.....

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 4:11:50 AM

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one of my t shirt say:

- menstrual cramps
- mental breakdown
- mental anxiety
- menopause

Ever notice...
all our problems begin with........

men

another one

on the front: you call me bitch....
on the back: ...like it is a bad thing

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 6:16:08 AM

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Making Love is what my girlfriend Does

when I fuck her.

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 6:53:09 AM

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One of my all time favorites...

I do what the voices in my WIFE's head tells me to do...

poenkitten (who misses her "The BITCH is back" T-shirt)

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 7:04:44 AM

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Being a collector of things I really really don't NEED, I have a TON of shirts with sayings. Among my favs:

"I can do everything your last boyfriend couldn't."
"Spank me- it's my birthday."
"Who needs cable? (I have some rope that will work just fine)"
"I don't want to hurt you right now (but it is on my list)"

Also, I saw two onesies (the little snap-ups that babies wear) in a shop the other day that were cool:
"I'm what happened in Vegas"
"My favorite flavor is NIPPLE"

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:22:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: chaosforge

wicked jester has got some nice ones, "I leave bite marks," is a favorite.
in my laundry pile; "Silence is Golden, Ductape is Silver,"
"Does not play well with others,"
"For a religion so opposed to Paganism, You sure stole a lot of our stuff," and shows a monk carting off a wheel barrel full of bunnies, trees, jack o lanterns...

Do you know how many people would not understand the last one?

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:24:33 AM

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I have a shirt that says "I wish these were brains" over the boobs!

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:31:58 AM

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I have one from a company that provides huge generators for outdoor concerts and such:

"I love the smell of diesel in the morning"

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:33:38 AM

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one of the suppliers to our company has a shirt and bumper sticker that says, "got wood?"

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:40:06 AM

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I got one short for my little brother (at the time 6'4, and about 350 or so) that has in really little letters on the chest "You'll regret reading this shirt when the officers ask you to describe my face"
He and I have matching "I am not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally"
I also have "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself thanks."
Mom got me a Big Dogs shirt that says "Just put down the coffee and back away slowly. No one wil get hurt"
I also found one thats called Caffiene Marines, and the emblem over the shoulder says "Death before Decaf!"
And one spoof shirt I love its 3 marshmallow chicks with lots of gold jewelry and their hats on backwards looking about as ghetto as a marshmallow chick can manage, that says in grafitti tag script "respectin my peeps"

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:50:30 AM

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I'm an astronomer, so my fave t-shirt in my collection of hundreds reads:

"Everything I do is over your head."

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 9:54:01 AM

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LOL DV.. love the Peeps one..

VS,... I had a friend who worked at JPL that had that shirt :)

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 1:09:13 PM

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My Parents told me I could be anything when I grew up...

...so I became an asshole.

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 1:40:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

At Sin City (fetish club night here in Vancouver) I saw "If you have something to say raise your hand and put it over your mouth."

LMAO! I need to have that made into a sign for my house so that when my UMs decide they want to argue with me, I can point to it

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 5:11:57 PM

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Saw one that in front said: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
On the back: Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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I play with swords, I don't play well with others.
Just a warning in case you are crying because you can't find your arm.

Oh yeah, on a friend: Do I look like a #@%!! people person?

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 5:19:55 PM

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I saw one at lattitude 22 in Cabo hanging on the wall-
It has a picture of a plane flying low, through a moonlit sky, throwing big bales out into the sea, and boat picking em up and it said "SAVE THE BALES" across the bottom. LOLOL

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 5:21:06 PM

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there is one sold at a great steakhouse in El Paso TX I love ... It says

Vegetarian .... old Indian word for BAD Hunter ..........lol

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RE: shirt sayings - 3/18/2008 5:23:42 PM

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I really want to get one that says "I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?".

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