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MissAngelandsub -> shirt sayings (3/16/2008 8:31:50 PM)
Ok Today I seen a guy at work,he was a customer, wearing a shirt that said "I am not a Gynocologist, but I'll take a look" I thought it was funny and very unusual. Anyone else seen a saying that was unusual but funny on peoples clothing?

HisRayne -> RE: shirt sayings (3/16/2008 10:23:07 PM)
tshirthell.com.....All of the shirts on there are hialrious

GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 6:39:13 AM)
Had a guest at the hotel with one: Chuck Norris can walk into McDonalds and order a Whopper.. and GET it!

HypnoticDan -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 10:41:07 AM)
Not to mention that Chuck was born with the right to party, while the rest of us have to fight for it. At Sin City (fetish club night here in Vancouver) I saw "If you have something to say raise your hand and put it over your mouth." I wanted that shirt so bad.

GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 10:50:09 AM)
omg, Dan..I love it! I wish I could wear that to work..LOL

chaosforge -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:01:55 AM)
wicked jester has got some nice ones, "I leave bite marks," is a favorite. in my laundry pile; "Silence is Golden, Ductape is Silver," "Does not play well with others," "For a religion so opposed to Paganism, You sure stole a lot of our stuff," and shows a monk carting off a wheel barrel full of bunnies, trees, jack o lanterns...

GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:03:03 AM)
one I used to have that always raised eyebrows (or got a laugh) was "I fucked your girlfriend"

Muttling -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:05:35 AM)
347th Aerospace Ground Equipment Nobody gets off till we come.

GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:12:24 AM)
Power corrupts.. absolute power is FUN

Arpig -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:47:17 AM)
Jesus saves...everybody else takes damage

chaosforge -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 11:54:55 AM)
Aarpig- did you see the t shirt (tshirt hell) That's how I roll , picturing a D20? Then the bumper sticker *"Carpe DM, Cease the Dungeon Master"* -just phoenix[:D]

tsatske -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 2:09:11 PM)
one of my co-workers (remeber, I work with schoolage children) wore a teeshirt to work that said, 'This tee-shirt would look great on your floor' I am particularly fond of - 'I am on the bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up.'

JoanieHoney2001 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 4:37:17 PM)
I spotted my all time favorite t-shirt on a biker in a bar just the other day. The back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off" Thank God he had a sense of humor, I was laughing so hard he had to hold me up! Jo

fozzie -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 4:42:57 PM)
Tanya Huff had a character in one of her books wearing a t-shirt that said "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

CalifChick -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 4:47:19 PM)
I got someone a shirt off of tshirthell.com that he said he liked. It said "slaves get shit done" and on the shirt was a picture of the pyramids in Egypt. Cali

AquaticSub -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 5:09:19 PM)
Back when I was a H cup I really wanted a shirt that had a drawing of two d20s, 20 side up and simply said "Natural 20". Kisses to the geeks who get it. [sm=kiss.gif]

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 5:09:20 PM)
I saw this shirt about a five years back that had the tootsie roll logo and said How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop the world may never know[:D] I wanted it so bad but my then Dom said hells no lol, plus I was 18 at the time.

PrizedPosession -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 7:09:44 PM)
i like the stuff from Davidandgoliathtees.com "I found Jesus he was behind the couch!" a picture of a fish and under it it said "sushi" "What's worse than being on the short bus? driving it" with a stick picture underneath it.

Sunnyfey -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 7:12:16 PM)
I always liked "The beatings will continue untill MY morale improves"

Cyis75 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/17/2008 8:00:54 PM)
I have a few I like... "I leave bite marks" "Yadda... Yadda... Yadda" "One by one the penguins steal my sanity" "Annoying the world one person at a time" "Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic" I've worn the bite marks one to my dentist before. I've also worn the annoying one to play in poker tournaments.

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