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need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:11:32 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		Ya know...i am one of these lucky people who almost never get sick. I never get a flu shot  (they hurt, damnit) because i do not get the flu. And as far as colds go...i can count the number of tissues i have used in adulthood on one hand. Until this morning.

I was rudely awakened this AM by my um who, of all damn things, was thirsty. Sheeeech. But good mom that i am i went to take care of the tiny cutie-pie. Here i  made my first mistake of the day...i tried to lift my head off the pillow. Somehow throughout the night my head gained 10 pounds. And, not to be gross here, but i could feel the snot grouping together in my sinuses. Sorta like Santa Anna's army forming to raid the Alamo. And speaking of Santa Anna, that lil shit ordered a bugle boy to change to the drums and pound them as hard as possible in my poor head.

Of course my ever helpful Sir pissed me off as soon as possible. He announced he would get his own breakfast. So he asks for the cereal. Then he wonders aloud if we have banannas, never thinking to look in ..oh..say...the fruitbowl? Finally he asked if we had milk (of course we do, dear. I keep it in the laundry room next to the fabric softener.). After he got his own ceral bowl and spoon (ooo...you GO, Sir...i KNEW you could do it) he asked me if i had packed his lunch yet (*sigh*)  Now he is gone (BYE!!!!), the um is napping peacefully, and i am sitting here with no one to grump to.

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:16:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		awww... *hugs* honey.. I hope you feel better soonest.

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:19:37 AM   
sirsholly


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*gropes....*

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:34:13 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		awwww poor holly!
this holly is feeling kinda crappy too,
we can grump at no one together ;)

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:42:37 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		aww, domah..*smooches n gropes to you too*

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:43:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domahpet

awwww poor holly!
this holly is feeling kinda crappy too,
we can grump at no one together ;)


Thanks Domah (holly)...if you have the OJ i'll bring the vodka (it won't help our colds...but HELL...we won't care!!)

*HUG*

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:48:35 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		wait..vodka? OJ? does one need to feel icky to participate?
*cough cough*  *blows nose*

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 10:49:37 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		forgive if i offend, im pretty loopy right now(low-blood-sugar)

holly (vodka)+holly(juice)+Greedy(gropes)= what?

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 11:11:07 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		sounds like fun to me!!

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 1:42:47 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: domahpet

forgive if i offend, im pretty loopy right now(low-blood-sugar)

holly (vodka)+holly(juice)+Greedy(gropes)= what?


equals three rather silly broads that don't give a shit?

and we'll have you feeling better Domah...OJ is great for the blood sugar.

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 2:05:16 PM   
SinergyNstrumpet


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Status: offline 		I just got over a terrible stomach bug. I still am a little dizzy when I stand up. I am glad I do not have to work until Weds.

I feel for you. On the bright side, if this happens when your UMs are teens they may run to the store and buy you ginger ale, and bring you asprin like mine did.


julia

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RE: need to grump - 3/17/2008 2:13:06 PM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		Thanks Julia...glad you are feeling better!!!

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:21:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		Feel better ladies, the OJ and vodka may actually help, OJ has vitamin C to boost your immune system and vodka is an alchol so will kill germs. 

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:24:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Can I join the grump group?  Yesterday I woke up with no voice, which some might say is a good thing and not a bad thing. Some hot coffee down the throat and I regained it.  I woke up this morning, again no voice, bunches of hot coffee, now I have this deep, sexy, throaty voice-thing going.  But I feel like I got hit by a truck and yet, here I am at work.

Bartender? A drink please?

Cali


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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:25:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		heh, i KNEW there was a reason i love vodka!  in all seriousness, i only have some red wine at the moment, can i still come and play with you sicko's?

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:26:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		~holding a surgical mask over my face~   Hope all you ladies feel better!  The sun is shining and it is simply too gorgeous now to be sick and feeling like crap!

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:29:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Geez, wenchie, that was SO helpful! 

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:36:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		~blink blink~  would i do such a thing??  ~gasp~  The notion astounds me Cali!   

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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:44:13 AM   
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RE: need to grump - 3/18/2008 11:44:54 AM   
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