toilet slavery

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

toilet slavery

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress >> toilet slavery

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 12:11:51 PM

tullamore25

Posts: 1
Joined: 1/8/2005
Status: offline

why is it so hard for a male to find a female dominant me i crave and dream of been a toilet slave but its hard to find

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 1:29:54 PM

darchChylde

Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline

Let's see...

1. Lack of punctuation in your post.

2. What you mention is by far more of a male fantasy than a female.

3. You have almost nothing in your profile.

4. You're already whining after 2 and a half months.

5. Your journal entry and this post, which are the only bits of information that you offer about you are strictly about your needs, your desires, and your kink.

I mean, really; how did you become a 41 year old 'experienced' slave without getting the slightest clue about what women are interested in?

_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

(in reply to tullamore25)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 1:38:26 PM

MissJana

Posts: 112
Joined: 6/10/2007
Status: offline

I definitely agree with darkchylde on this one. A better filled out profile with more than just a list of kinks, would be a plus. A pic is always a plus as well.

(in reply to darchChylde)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 3:34:26 PM

MistressVnus

Posts: 1036
Joined: 1/4/2008
From: Central Florida
Status: offline

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe

....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.

_____________________________

In the ties that bind,
Mistress Venus
http://www.mistressvenus.com

"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

(in reply to MissJana)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 3:37:33 PM

darchChylde

Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.

Anyone who's not into Roman Showers (another kink i'm not into, by the way), OUTTA MY WAY!!!

*runs to the nearest porcelain goddess*

_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

(in reply to MistressVnus)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 4:47:25 PM

MistressVnus

Posts: 1036
Joined: 1/4/2008
From: Central Florida
Status: offline

quote:

*runs to the nearest porcelain goddess*

Are you trying to say my shitty response made you wanna puke? Don't forget to brush and floss!! heheehehe

_____________________________

In the ties that bind,
Mistress Venus
http://www.mistressvenus.com

"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

(in reply to darchChylde)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 5:41:53 PM

darchChylde

Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus
Are you trying to say my shitty response made you wanna puke? Don't forget to brush and floss!! heheehehe

*Gargle-Spit* Well, talking about toilet slavery and calling it such makes it more abstract and thus, more palatable. *Gargle-Spit* But when you make a joke, funny as it may be, which brings the reality of the activity to light; *Gargle-Spit* well, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. *Gargle-Spit*

Errr... sorry about your shoes, i doubt you'll have any difficulty in finding someone to help you with that. *passes over his black bandanna*

Edited to giggle at the way the 'action text' lined up when i posted it.

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 3/24/2008 5:45:12 PM >

_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

(in reply to MistressVnus)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: toilet slavery - 3/24/2008 10:39:50 PM

MistresssAria

Posts: 165
Joined: 6/17/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Let's see...

1. Lack of punctuation in your post.

2. What you mention is by far more of a male fantasy than a female.

3. You have almost nothing in your profile.

4. You're already whining after 2 and a half months.

5. Your journal entry and this post, which are the only bits of information that you offer about you are strictly about your needs, your desires, and your kink.

I mean, really; how did you become a 41 year old 'experienced' slave without getting the slightest clue about what women are interested in?

Now that is a PERFECT answer if I've evern seen one!!! *licks finger*....*presses to darchChyld's forehead*.........GOLD STAR!!! ;) (better than a gold shower, no?) ;)

_____________________________

"It never got weird enough for me." -Hunter S. Thompson

~*~*~Mistress Aria~*~*~

(in reply to darchChylde)

Profile

Post #: 8

RE: toilet slavery - 3/25/2008 4:43:54 AM

MistressVnus

Posts: 1036
Joined: 1/4/2008
From: Central Florida
Status: offline

quote:

Errr... sorry about your shoes, i doubt you'll have any difficulty in finding someone to help you with that. *passes over his black bandanna*

Well, *hands you my boots*....you messed 'em up....you gotta clean em. But, you can use a rag and water. No need to lick it off. *ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*

_____________________________

In the ties that bind,
Mistress Venus
http://www.mistressvenus.com

"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

(in reply to darchChylde)

Profile

Post #: 9

RE: toilet slavery - 3/25/2008 4:59:04 AM

LaMistressa

Posts: 460
Joined: 12/4/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.

But not *too hard* a turd! Remember your fiber for a healthy diet!

(I'm old so I have to say things like that now....)

(in reply to MistressVnus)

Profile

Post #: 10

RE: toilet slavery - 3/25/2008 5:13:19 AM

MistressVnus

Posts: 1036
Joined: 1/4/2008
From: Central Florida
Status: offline

quote:

But not *too hard* a turd! Remember your fiber for a healthy diet!
(I'm old so I have to say things like that now....)

I'm ancient as well. *chuckle* I find a little red wine is good for proper consistency. *cheers*!!

_____________________________

In the ties that bind,
Mistress Venus
http://www.mistressvenus.com

"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

(in reply to LaMistressa)

Profile

Post #: 11

RE: toilet slavery - 3/26/2008 3:04:36 AM

rob247bot

Posts: 27
Joined: 12/18/2006
From: Romania
Status: offline

...and i bet you don't even know what you're talking about. you'd run at the first poop! But i know, it's very exciting! YUCK!

_____________________________

God help me be at Her feet sooner

(in reply to tullamore25)

Profile

Post #: 12