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Another use for Viagra - 3/26/2008 6:59:31 AM

camille65

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A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.

    "Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?"

    "I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a quarter won't give you a full erection"

    "I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!!!"

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/26/2008 7:05:42 AM

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hahaha Reminds me of a guy I worked with. He told me that when he was younger he could piss across the street... now he's lucky to keep his shoes dry.
On a side note... I don't know why but I get at least 2 dozen viagra spam mails every day???

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/26/2008 8:55:37 AM

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LOLOL camille!!

Vad.. I get those emails too...LOL

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/26/2008 7:11:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

hahaha Reminds me of a guy I worked with. He told me that when he was younger he could piss across the street... now he's lucky to keep his shoes dry.
On a side note... I don't know why but I get at least 2 dozen viagra spam mails every day???

so do I ...

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/26/2008 7:33:07 PM

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OOO I broke the rule.....I was drinking water just as I opened this......close call lol

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/29/2008 6:52:01 PM

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96 year old man goes into a whore house and orders up a good time- Madame takes one look at him and says "pops, you've had it!" to which he replies... "I have? well, how much do I owe ya?'

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/29/2008 6:57:43 PM

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lol!!!

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 3/29/2008 6:59:39 PM

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RE: Another use for Viagra - 4/7/2008 2:44:09 PM

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cute

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