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Truth in Journalism - 4/6/2008 4:38:23 AM   
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The liberal news media is always spinning stories to their liking.....  A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little
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> girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
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> grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
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> her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
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> screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
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> to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with
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> a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
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> jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker
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> brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
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> endlessly.
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> A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
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> the biker, says:
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> - Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw
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> a man do in my whole life.
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> - Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
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> bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
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> as I felt right.
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> - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
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> journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have
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> this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
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> - A Harley Davidson.
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> The journalist leaves.
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> The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
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> if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on
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> first page:
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> "BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."


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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/6/2008 5:05:10 AM   
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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/6/2008 5:46:20 AM   
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ROTFLMAO

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/6/2008 7:33:19 AM   
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Okay, consider that stol.... ummm, borrowed.

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/6/2008 9:26:15 AM   
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That definitely just made my day

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/7/2008 10:08:42 AM   
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wow... that sounds just about right...

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/10/2008 2:05:54 AM   
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rofl.... one of ur best

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/10/2008 3:17:04 AM   
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LOLOL 

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/10/2008 7:42:20 AM   
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Incompetent journalist.

Should have read, "imprisoned African immigrant." 

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/10/2008 5:09:07 PM   
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It would be funny if it were not so close to the way things are really reported.

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RE: Truth in Journalism - 4/10/2008 5:48:45 PM   
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*snickers* That's awesome.

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