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Emperor1956 -> RE: Dangerous champagne? (4/14/2008 12:03:38 AM)
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FR: what is it with the weird quasi-medical questions? OK, the posts about pH balance and sugars both screwing up the natural flora of the vagina are correct. This is one quick step to a raging yeast infection. There are things she can do to minimize the risks: douche with a pH neutral douche afterwards (peeing will not do a lot...look at the relative placement of the ureathra vs. where the bubbly is likely to have gotten pushed back....you won't get much lavage in the rear of the vagina. She can also use one of the new vaginal "stabilizing creams" (rePhresh or some such name) which restore pH balance). So break out the bubbly, eh? WELL....NO....there is ONE leetle bitty problem. See, this practice can KILL the girl. Its rare. but:
Now for the buzz kill -- in rare instances, where there is a thin wall between cervical or uterine blood vessels OR IF SHE'S PREGNANT, air/co2 blown into the vagina at some force can create an embolism. That's an air bubble...which can start in a blood vessel "down there" and migrate its way up to her heart....or her brain...and its Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. A Stroke. Now this is admittedly rare...but...enough so some good folk at Michigan State U. wrote a fairly well known article about it about 15 years ago...and the medicine is still good:
Title: Venous air embolism following orogenital sex during
pregnancy.
Source: Am-J-Emerg-Med. 1993 Mar. 11(2). P 155-7.
Language: eng.
Pub. Type: journal-article.
Abstract: Venous air embolism is an infrequent complication of
pregnancy but may occur if air is blown into the vagina
during orogenital sex. Air passes beneath the fetal
membranes and into the circulation of the subplacental
sinuses, invariably causing death to both mother and fetus
within minutes. Reported is the case of a nonfatal air
embolism following vaginal air insufflation in the 38th week
of pregnancy. The hospital course was complicated by
hypotension, metabolic acidosis, acute neurologic changes,
and emergency caesarean section with eventual fetal demise.
Clinical and laboratory abnormalities as well as treatment
measures are discussed. Familiarity with this syndrome is
essential if prompt and appropriate therapy is to be
rendered.
I don't know....I think I'll put the Veuve Cliquot in the champagne flutes where it belongs, and I'll put OTHER THINGS in my girls' pussies. But feel free to disregard this advice and blow blow blow away.
E.
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